Archive for September, 2010
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Monday, September 27th, 2010Remember the good old days when guys would spend good money to watch hot babes dance their way around a stripper pole? Well, the good old days are gone forever, and they have been replaced with the great new days! Thanks in part to the X-Pole corporation, even regular hot babes can bone up on [...]
The Worm Has Turned
Monday, September 27th, 2010File this in the “It’s Funny When It Happens To Them” file: A complex computer worm capable of seizing control of industrial plants has affected the personal computers of staff working at Iran’s first nuclear power station weeks before the facility is to go online, the official news agency reported Sunday. The project manager at [...]
Don’t Tase Me Bro!
Sunday, September 26th, 2010If there is a law enforcement tool that is more effective at both subduing criminals and creating hilarious situations than the taser, I have yet to find it. Simply put, the taser is God’s joy buzzer. And make no mistake, when we use it on some toad, we laugh about it for hours afterward. It’s [...]
If You Ain’t First, You’re Last
Sunday, September 26th, 2010As I mentioned yesterday, me, my friend Bill, and my sons Kyle and Erik spent our Saturday at the NASCAR Nationwide race at Dover International Speedway. This has been an annual event for us for two reasons. First, the boys are huge NASCAR fans. Second, the Nationwide Series – think of it as NASCAR’s Triple [...]
Whiskey On The Jailhouse Rocks
Sunday, September 26th, 2010For those of you who are not in the law enforcement profession, here is a glimpse into what we have to deal with every single day. It’s not just the crimes; it’s also the galactic stupidity: Rachael Anne Myers is accused of viciously attacking police officers and nurses early Monday morning, and is facing 4 [...]
Philly Police Shoot Two Felons
Saturday, September 25th, 2010Dear Philadelphia thugs, I know you want to sell drugs, rape beyotches, and live the Thug Life to the fullest, but when you are carrying your gun, it is a good idea to put it down when your are told. Sure, I know you don’t respect the po-po because we’re living “jacked up” lives, but [...]
Gone Racin’!
Saturday, September 25th, 2010Guess where I am right now? I’m at Dover Speedway for today’s NASCAR Nationwide race with my friend Bill, and my sons Kyle and Erik. Should be an awesome day, and I’ll tell you all about it when I get back . . . if I’m not deaf, that is.
Ladies, I Give You The Emergency Bra
Saturday, September 25th, 2010No, this is not something designed for Anne Hathaway. It is, however, the first item in a long line of survival lingerie. If this sells, look out; the catastrophe catsuit may be next! So girls, are you interested? Caught in a disaster? You’d better hope you’re wearing the Emergency Bra. Simply unsnap the bright red [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, September 24th, 2010Hog-Tied Caption Contest (Source: LA Times) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 27th. Good luck! Original Caption: Former Bell City Manager Robert Rizzo is arrested outside his home in Huntington Beach Tuesday, Sept. 21. Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family [...]
Congressional Dems Waste America’s Time
Friday, September 24th, 2010Illegal immigration is a hot-button issue in this country, so a plan to allow migrant farm workers legal status through the AgJOBS bill requires serious debate. The Democrats, however, took this serious issue and turned it into a sideshow when they invited “migrant farmer expert” Stephen Colbert to testify at a congressional hearing. Stephen. Frakkin’. [...]
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