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President Obama Bloodied And Beaten

By Wyatt Earp | November 27, 2010

Okay, he wasn’t attacked, thank God, but the media reports make it seem like he was injured while fighting in Afghanistan. President Boo-Boo allegedly took an elbow to the face while playing basketball and received twelve stitches. I say “allegedly” because he would have to be hit pretty hard to suffer such a serious wound. Elbows get thrown in the NBA all the time by men bigger than the ones Obama is playing with, and these types of wounds are rare there.

I’m not saying the President is lying, .

President Barack Obama needed 12 stitches in his upper lip after taking an errant elbow during a pickup basketball game Friday morning with family and friends visiting for Thanksgiving, the White House said.

The White House did not initially name the person who caused the injury, but identified him later Friday as Rey Decerega, director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.

Decerega is obviously a racist, but that’s not what’s bothering me. What’s bothering me is the photo. This guy is the President of the United States, the most powerful position in the world, and he is sulking like a puss-aah. For God’s sake, man up already! If you want to nurse your wounds, do it away from the cameras, because photos like this are solidifying the wuss image you’re portraying to our enemies.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 22 Comments »

22 Responses to “President Obama Bloodied And Beaten”

  1. proof Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    “Obama Bloodied And Beaten”

    This time it was literal and not just figuratively, like in the midterm elections. Even so, Rey Decerega is considering going into the witness protection program. At least, that’s what the administration is telling everybody!

  2. C/A Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    Yeah Wyatt, if he was a hockey player he would have had the trainer stitch him up right there on the bench and came right back into the game! Puss-ahh

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    Please tell me they stitched his lips shut….
    Not that I’m an expert on such things, but aren’t you supposed to play football on Thanksgiving?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    Proof – Tell him to say hi to Jimmy Hoffa for us.

    Captain – Absolutely. Can’t play with the splint, but I played a few hockey games last season with a broken foot. Didn’t know until afterward.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Yup. But the only thing this guy ever plays is basketball and golf. .

  5. Fenway_Nation Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    My my….just the image of American power and resolve that we want to project to the Norks after they shell South Korea in yet another fit of belligerent, petulant rage.

    Hell….just the images we want to project to our allies as well….broken and bleeding over a freakin basketball game.

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    If his top lip was stitched why is he compressing his bottom lip?? Did Nancy Pelosi really confront him in the dark passageways of congress? I smell a conspiracy :) LOL

  7. Randal Graves Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 3:22 pm


  8. twoeggsup Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    My money says he talked back to Michelle.

  9. JeffT Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    The faygola in chief probably hurt himself playing hop scotch.

  10. Old NFO Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    Gotta agree with twoeggs :-)

  11. proof Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Tell him to say hi to Jimmy Hoffa for us.

    You do know who was the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa, don’t you?
    Jacques Cousteau

  12. Kim Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    :rolls eyes: I think I’ll just go back to researching how to bottle feed a baby pig. Freckles squeals less than him and she has a lot to complain about.

    Umm… How DO you bottle feed?

  13. Lou Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    Brooks – It couldn’t have been Pelosi, Obama wasn’t treated for rabies. :P

    Seriously, Barry, walk it off. How bad could it have been?

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    Fenway – Someone from NPR said the scar would give him “street cred.” Seriously.

    Jon – He is trying to really play up the pout.

    Randal – Change!

    Twoeggsup – A few pundits mentioned that (jokingly). Although it’s not like she doesn’t rule the roost like Hillary did.

    JeffT – It was double-dutch!

    Old NFO – With her manly arms, she would have knocked his teeth out, too.

    Proof – Gurgle, gurgle.

    Kim – Like I know. That’s woman’s work! *ducks*

    Lou – Note the amazing lack of blood for a 12-stitch wound.

  15. Rick Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    Moochelle caught him eating sliders

  16. Wes S. Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    I’m wondering if the elbow was “errant.” It would be just like Obama to throw a few elbows of his own during a “friendly” game of hoops, wouldn’t it?

    After all, he’s the President. Who would dare retaliate or even call him on it?

    However it went down, somebody’s looking to get his very own IRS audit and a media colonoscopy.

  17. dragonlady474 Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    Somebody should give him a lifesaver, teddy bear or his blankie. ::facepalm::

  18. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 28th, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Rick – Moochelle caught him looking at another young broad again.

    Wes S. – I can see him throwing elbows with impunity and not expecting to get his.

    DL474 – Not to mention his pacifier.

  19. AJ Lynch Says:
    November 28th, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Hispanic Caucus Institute? Is that for Latino whiteys only?

  20. BobG Says:
    November 28th, 2010 at 11:46 am

    I’m jealous of Decerega; he got to smack that dumbass in the mouth and got away with it.

  21. ORPO1 Says:
    November 28th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    We should get him on the Ice with us.

  22. richard mcenroe Says:
    November 28th, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    It wasn’t sports. Someone compared his speech ratings to Sarah Palin’s Alaska and he bit his tongue…