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Rumble In The Poo-Filled Jungle

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

Apparently, even the homeless are fed up with the Occupy (bowel) movement. In Sacramento’s Cesar Chavez Park, they are fighting to get their park back. The amazing thing is that the Occupy protestors are more lawless and more unsanitary than most homeless folks. As the Occupy Sacramento movement settles in for another night inside Cesar [...]

Paterno To Retire At Season’s End

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

UPDATE: Paterno was fired, and local stations are reporting rioting on campus. If Penn State wants to keep what little credibility it has left, they would urge him to retire by week’s end. There is no way he should lead the team onto the field this Saturday. No. Freakin’. Way. Penn State football coach Joe [...]

Ex PSU Coach Faces Nittany Of Charges

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

Meet Jerry Sandusky (far left). Jerry was an assistant football coach at Penn State University, and Joe Paterno’s right-hand man. Sadly, it appears that Sandusky was using his right hand for something else. Sandusky is accused of sexually assaulting boys, mostly on the Penn State campus. Sorta dispels the claim that PSU is “all that’s [...]

Let Them Eat Tastykake

Sunday, October 30th, 2011

You’re never really a man until you make your own guillotine. A man who entered a Bellingham medical office with a severed limb later told medics he cut his own arm off with a self-made device. Police said the man walked into a urology office in the Birchwood neighborhood at 11 a.m. Thursday. His right [...]

Defecation From Above

Friday, October 28th, 2011

It’s about time Obama took it to the “Occupy” idiots. A group of several dozen “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters camping on Clark County land located under the final approach to Runway 19 at McCarran International Airport narrowly missed being injured when a 50 lb. slab of “blue ice” reportedly landed within feet of their tents. [...]

Walk, Er, Fall This Way

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

It’s tough getting old. It’s also sad to see your childhood heroes turn to sad, pathetic shadows of their former cool selves. Take Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler, for instance. Decades after his domination of the music charts, his voice is still holding up. The rest of him? Not so much. Steven Tyler has become [...]

The Nation Mourns A Tremendous Loss

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I have some very sad news. President Obama’s teleprompter has been stolen! Now the country holds its collective breath, as we drift rudderless amidst a sea of despair. Who will lead us, I ask? Who? A truck filled with President Obama’s podiums and audio equipment was stolen in Henrico [...]

Phillies Win 102 Games, Ousted In First Round

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

That’s a shame. Okay, everyone knows I’m not a Phillies fan, but I’m not going to gloat too much today. I was shocked that they lost last night, but in the long run, I think this is a good thing. Many, but not all, Phillies fans have become way too arrogant. They bragged about the [...]

Facebook Fight Lands Man In Jail

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

How pathetic must you be to get into an argument over Facebook? Or worse, how pathetic must you be to get into a physical altercation over the social network? Pretty pathetic, right? Facebook update resulted in the arrest of a Texas man who allegedly beat up his wife for not “liking” his status. Benito Apolinar, [...]

Playboy Playmate Shafts Cheating Boyfriend

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

Meet Karolina Stefanski. She is a former Playboy Playmate and cover girl of the German edition. She’s in the news this week because she took (and cashed) an $80,000 check from her boyfriend. Why? Because he allegedly cheated on her. Here’s my question: What kind of douche cheats on a Playboy Playmate? A Playboy cover [...]

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