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Cloudy With A Chance Of Dead Guy

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

Meet Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins. Brett looks like a fun guy, if you’re into metrosexuals with bad haircuts. If that’s your bag, and you plan to party with this dude, you might want to look into creating a living will. Oh, and do not go into the hot tub. Trust me. KARK 4 News meteorologist [...]

Frog Needs To Turn In His Man Card

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Pepe Le Pew would be ashamed of this guy. The 51-year-old man was fined under article 215 of France’s civil code, which states married couples must agree to a “shared communal life”. A judge has now ruled that this law implies that “sexual relations must form part of a marriage”. The legal decision came after [...]

Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy; Even In Chicago

Saturday, September 3rd, 2011

Meet Douglas Rathe. Doug is a big-time defense lawyer in Chicago, and he was in the middle of a very big case. Massage parlors, Russian immigrants, and prostitution make for a very exciting and high-profile trial. Unfortunately for Rathe, one of the witnesses recognized him – and not in a good way. A sex trafficking [...]

Kelly LeBrock Is A Hot Mess

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

But mostly just a mess. She was red hot back in the day, and it seems like Kelly LeBrock wants to recapture the look that made her famous. The 51-year-old Woman in Red star was snapped at West Hollywood hotspot Madeo Wednesday night in a head-to-toe scarlet outfit. LeBrock looked a little worse for wear [...]

Tennesseein’ Is Tenneleakin’

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Let’s say you want to take a trip. Following our brilliant vice-president’s advice, you decide to take mass transportation – in this case, a Greyhound bus. Normally, you would expect to be introduced to a multitude of sights and smells; urine, methane, old man stink . . . What you wouldn’t expect would be the [...]

It’s True: Costco Charges Less

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Especially since they removed the chargers for hemp-fueled, stinking hippie-inspired electric cars. I’ll give Costco a little credit for trying to get in on the bottom floor of new technology. Unfortunately, the technology they sided with was useless – and as unpopular as a full body massage from a naked Helen Thomas. And like someone [...]

Hef’s Ex Sent To The Rubber Room

Saturday, August 20th, 2011

Why do nude models think they have something to offer besides breasts and thighs? She lived the life of luxury as one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends but left the luxurious confines of his Playboy Mansion to make her own name. Sadly for Bridget Marquardt, after her reality TV show wasn’t picked up, she has been [...]

Another Casualty Of The Obama Recession

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

Remember all of that Hopey Changey crap Barack Obama sold the rubes in 2008? The Obama t-shirts, bobbleheads, and home pregnancy kits seemed like a good idea at the time, but after two-plus years of Obamanomics, the bloom is off the Obama souvenir rose. At this point, the president couldn’t give away one of his [...]

This Week On iGimpy . . .

Friday, August 12th, 2011

As far as Disney stars go, I like Miranda Cosgrove. None of my kids watch iCarly, but it seems like it isn’t chock full of moonbattery like some other Disney fare. Cosgrove seems like a decent kid, unlike some Disney stars. I hope she stays that way. Not like she can go places now, anyway: [...]

The Rent Really Is Too Damned High

Sunday, August 7th, 2011

Say what you want about Jimmy McMillan; he’s not a liar. A candidate who ran for New York governor because “the rent is too damn high” says he’s being evicted from his rent-controlled Manhattan apartment because his landlord wants to charge a new tenant more. Jimmy McMillan tells the New York Post he pays $872 [...]

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