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Cloudy With A Chance Of Dead Guy

By Wyatt Earp | September 8, 2011

Meet Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins. Brett looks like a fun guy, if you’re into metrosexuals with bad haircuts. If that’s your bag, and you plan to party with this dude, you might want to look into creating a living will.

Oh, and do not go into the hot tub. Trust me.

KARK 4 News meteorologist Brett Cummins arrived at the home of John Barbour around 11 p.m. in Maumelle, just north of Little Rock, the report stated. The 33-year-old weatherman brought Williams, 24, with him. Barbour said he did not know the doomed man.

“They then began to drink and use illegal narcotics,” Officer Gregory Roussie said Barbour told him. “Mr. Barbour stated he was not sure of the drugs that they were using but that they were snorting them.”

If snorting was involved, it was probably MSG. Trust me, I’m a detective.

Oh, I would also advise against trying on any neck wear.

About two hours later, Cummins and Williams went into the Jacuzzi to have a drink, and Barbour later joined them, police said. Shortly afterwards, Barbour said he left the two and went into the living room, where he fell asleep on the couch.

Barbour told police he awoke about 8 a.m. Tuesday and could hear Cummins snoring in the hot tub, the report said. He proceeded to gather glasses in the bathroom and wake up Cummins before realizing Williams was dead.

I guess now Barbour has to clean the hot tub. Tough break, dude.

When police arrived they observed Williams “lying on his right side in a fetal position, his face was blue and purple in color with a chain around his neck,” Roussie said in the report. “The chain was silver in color and consistent with what I believed to be a dog collar.” (H/TC/A)

What’s worse, Barbour’s wallet was missing and his daughter was knocked up.

* When you click the link, check out the comments. Trust me.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “Cloudy With A Chance Of Dead Guy”

  1. Dannytheman Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 7:40 am

    I was pretty wild when I was younger, but nothing I did holds a feather to this. Hot tub was empty, choked out looking for the big “O”? Snorting unknown narcotics??
    This is almost tough on the stomach!

  2. GroovyVic Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 8:16 am

    What? No nipple clamps? Tsk tsk….

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 8:52 am

    Danny – Yeah, it’s pretty creepy. And Cummins’ claim of he had no idea what happened is going to fall apart, I think.

    GroovyVic – *shudder*

  4. JT Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 9:48 am

    If the hot tub was empty, that means someone removed the plug.

    I wonder where THAT ended up.

  5. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 9:50 am

    I smell an upcoming Law & Order: SVU episode here…

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 10:10 am

    JT – Please don’t make me say it . . .

    Ferrell – Mmm . . . Mariska Hargitay!

  7. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 10:16 am

    I thought things like this happened in San Francisco…..

  8. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Loaded – Don’t forget that this was Arkansas, you know, Bill Clintons home state.

    Did they check for a blue dress in the closet? Boy the Cummins and Goin’s in that place.

  9. Wes S. Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Like the song says: “It don’t take a weatherman to know which way the wind’s blowin’…”

    And, blecch.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    LDIV – They do. It just isn’ news there. Heh.

    Jon – Well crafted.

    Wes S. – The entire tub smells like bleach now, and not in a good way.

  11. Rob in Katy Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    TMI, TMI, TMI! Going to have to wash my brain out with beer now, thanks Wytt!

  12. andycanuck Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    I smell an upcoming Law & Order: SVU episode here…

    Except it will be changed to a Republican blogger supporting Perry in 2012 and a “furry” in the script.

  13. C/A Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    Good to be an SYLG stringer… !

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 8th, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    Rob – And have a pleasant Thursday . . . :)

    Andy – It’s Ewok-tastic!

    Captain – It certainly is – most of the time.