Archive for July, 2009
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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009July 29, 1945 – Japanese Sink The USS Indianapolis On this day in 1945, Japanese warships sink the American cruiser Indianapolis, killing 883 seamen in the worst loss in the history of the U.S. navy. Just before midnight of the 29th, the Indianapolis, an American cruiser that was the flagship of the Fifth Fleet, was [...]
Nancy Pelosi: “I Don’t Care If I’m Liked”
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009Well, that’s good, because according to some new poll numbers, Pelosi is not only not liked, she is pretty much despised by the American people. Can you blame them? During her reign as House Speaker, this woman has shown nothing but contempt for the “little people.” Of course, when she is up for re-election, she [...]
Romo Bans Jessica Simpson From Property
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009I guess the Dallas Cowboys quarterback will erect a 50-foot wall around his home, a la Escape from New York? Puh-lease. After Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson on the eve of her 29th birthday, he reportedly added insult to injury by blocking her entry to his Dallas home. Us Weekly claims that the Dallas Cowboys [...]
Who Wants To Have Some Fun?
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009This is just the thing to take your mind off a terrible night at work. I swear, I need to put one of these on my personal car. (H/T – Ace of Spades)
A Philly Duct Tape Moment
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009A Philadelphia African-American coalition, which sounds a whole lot like a racially exclusive organization to me, is rejecting the Senate’s slavery apology. Why? Because it doesn’t go far enough. “Far enough” for these gold diggers being nothing less than reparations. A national coalition of African-Americans seeking reparations for slavery has rejected a U.S. Senate resolution [...]
I Will Need One Of These In A Few Years
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009And while I may not be entirely happy about it, it is good to know that there is paperwork available for just such a traumatic situation. (H/T – KATR’s Click Chick) Yep, this will do nicely if I ever get senile enough to let Julia date. As of now, she will be the prettiest girl [...]
Hate Mail O’ The Week
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009Wow, it’s rough when I get my Hate Mail O’ The Week on a Monday night. I must be hitting on some of the wingnuts’ nerves. It’s Guinness time! This doozy is from “Kate Smith” of Lansdale, PA, who lashes out in typical libtard fashion – completely off point. She sent an e-mail, most likely [...]
Anti-Obama Rally Held In Jerusalem
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009Apparently, President Hope Change has not converted the people of Israel to his “citizen of the world” approach to diplomacy. Can you blame them? Obama and his brainwashed minions are spending most of their time placating that Holocaust denying psychopath Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, instead of throwing American support where it belongs – with our Israeli allies. [...]
Naked Girls Plow Fields For Rain
Monday, July 27th, 2009Dude, what the frak is up with India? PATNA, India – Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday. But what if the gods are pigs like me [...]
Buy Me Some Peanuts And A Blackjack
Monday, July 27th, 2009I don’t care if I ever get whacked! It looks like I made the right decision by going to the Riversharks game on Saturday. Why? Well, because someone was murdered at the Phillies game that night. Apparently, Philadelphia Phillies fans are looking to usurp Eagles fans as the biggest savages in town. And they are [...]
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