Archive for July, 2009
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Friday, July 31st, 2009Everybody Is Kung Fu Fighting Caption Contest (Source: AFP) Submit your original caption to this picture in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, August 3rd. Good luck! Photoshop Entries: Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT Wizbang [...]
A “Stormy” Political Debut
Friday, July 31st, 2009So, a pr0n star decides she wants to run for the U.S. Senate against Louisiana Republican David Vitter because – get this – Vitter was involved in a sex scandal. What could possibly go wrong? NEW ORLEANS — It’s been a tough week for porn actress Stormy Daniels — complete with a domestic violence charge [...]
Hockey Night In Philadelphia
Friday, July 31st, 2009Well, since my last hockey update, the boys played only two games. The rest have been postponed due to the constant thunderstorms that have been hovering about my fair city. The first game was a massacre. Kyle and Erik’s team lost by a score of 11-2. I was working, but the wife said that the [...]
Sgt. Leon Lashley: Quality Human Being
Friday, July 31st, 2009Hopefully, this will be the last time we have to talk about that racist Henry Louis Gates and President Obama’s idiotic comments about his friend’s arrest. It’s enough of this nonsense. but this is a story that has to be told. Allahpundit has the details: Initially I thought Crowley was a bit of a chump [...]
The Tron Legacy Trailer
Friday, July 31st, 2009Okay, if you’re a geek who grew up in the 80′s – like me – this trailer will excite you. If not, well, it may still excite you. Oh yeah, I’ll be there!
North Korea Seizes South Korean Ship
Thursday, July 30th, 2009Just when you thought North Korea couldn’t be more ballsy, they pull a stunt like this. And the ironic part is that the Norks didn’t have enough intestinal fortitude to try and capture a warship. No, these brave souls stopped and detained a fishing vessel. Yeah, they might as well have stopped an extra from [...]
Woman Runs Strip Club From Basement?
Thursday, July 30th, 2009Suh-weet! Does anyone have an address? What initially appeared to police as a strip club inside a Lawrenceville home was likely a party that became out of control, police said. “The officer put in the report that it appeared to him it was a strip club, but whether it was or not, we didn’t see [...]
Clinton Campaign Is “Shovel Ready”
Thursday, July 30th, 2009Well, well, well, look who’s back. And it only took her six months. Frankly, I’m surprised she held her tongue this long. According to this story, Hillary Clinton’s political team is ready to go, and that means bad news for Barack Obama. With the “O” Face’s popularity dropping faster than Helen Thomas’ breasts, President Obama [...]
Our House, In The Middle Of Our Street
Thursday, July 30th, 2009Well, the construction team is here, and as you can see by the photo, they are kicking shingles and taking names. Our roof is off – at least the part of the roof that will be raised – and they guys spent yesterday removing the beams. Today, they will be moving inside to put up [...]
Robot Attacks Swedish Factory Worker
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009Well, being a detective, I figure the motive has to be one of the following: First, the robot revolted after being exposed to weeks and weeks of ABBA poisoning. Second, the automaton always had a thing for Swedish actress Lena Olin, and felt it was time to make his move. A Swedish company has been [...]
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