By Wyatt Earp | July 27, 2009
Dude, what the frak is up with India?
PATNA, India – Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.
But what if the gods are pigs like me who don’t get embarrassed by hot, naked chicks? I’m just sayin’.
Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.
“They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains,” Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said from Bihar’s remote Banke Bazaar town. (H/T – )
Um, I’m no religious scholar, but if the Indians embarrassed the weather gods, why do they think they will be rewarded with rain? Hell, they may be rewarded with frogs, hail, and locusts!
It frightens me that these people just launched a nuclear submarine.