By Wyatt Earp | July 29, 2009
I guess the Dallas Cowboys quarterback will erect a 50-foot wall around his home, a la Escape from New York? Puh-lease.
After Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson on the eve of her 29th birthday, he reportedly added insult to injury by blocking her entry to his Dallas home. Us Weekly claims that the Dallas Cowboys quarterback told security to keep the singer out of his gated community.
A sign posted at the security station reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS. (LINK)
Red Alert? Seriously? Dude, what do you think she’s going to do, launch a frontal nuclear assault on your mansion? Look at her:
Oh yeah, she’s a real threat. And if it’s just the “crazy” factor that scares ya, I will reiterate Dominic’s Wisdom Nugget:
“Hot goes a long way.”