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Joanna Krupa: Holy Hotness!

By Wyatt Earp | March 28, 2009


Supermodel Joanna Krupa goes a long way toward justifying her nakedness. Thank God for that. Heh.

It should come as no surprise that Joanna Krupa is comfortable removing her clothes.

The Polish-born beauty is one of the most Googled gals on the Internet, has been named the “Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World” by Playboy, and graced the cover of almost every men’s magazine on the planet, from Maxim to Esquire to GQ.

But did you know the first Polish pope was involved in her frequent disrobing?

“I think worrying about going topless in a photo shoot or film is really ridiculous,” Krupa told in an exclusive interview. “And the fact is Pope John Paul said, since we were born naked, it is art, and it’s just showing a beautiful body that God created.” (H/T - FOXNews)

Oh yeah, that excuse will serve her well in the afterlife. “Um, Jesus? I know people think I’m a tramp, but the Pope said it was okay . .”

Yes, I am fully aware that I am going to Hell.


Wow. All this and brains, too? /snark.

Topics: Babes |

5 Responses to “Joanna Krupa: Holy Hotness!”

  1. cbullitt Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 8:12 am

    Glad to see Joanna (heh) at the top of the page. It would have been even funnier if she’d taken those boots of hers to Shlomi’s head.

  2. USA_Admiral Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 8:24 am

    I guess we more females like that to justify nakedness?

    At least in hell I will see a familiar face or two.

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Holy hosanna!

  4. MUD Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    There comes into every life when nakedness is no longer a turn on. The best cure for sex over the age of 40 is a full length mirror. Flaunt it while you got it is my moto. MUD

  5. Brass Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    I’d hit that so hard, whoever pulled me out would be king of freakin’ England.