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The Dumbest Criminal Of All Time

By Wyatt Earp | March 29, 2009


Yes, that title has been bestowed upon quite a few toads of late, but this man is probably Lord of the Idiots. Enjoy!

HARRISBURG, Pa. – A retired police chief said he was robbed by “probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania,” at a police officers’ convention on Friday morning. John Comparetto said as he came out of a stall in the men’s room, a man pointed a gun in his face and demanded money. There were 300 narcotics officers from Pennsylvania and Ohio at the gathering.

I guess this moron didn’t see the big “Police Convention” sign.

Comparetto gave up his money and cell phone. But when the man fled, Comparetto and some colleagues chased him. They arrested a 19-year-old man as he was trying to leave in a taxi.

The suspect is also awaiting trial on four previous robbery charges.

This loser now has five strikes. Can he get the death penalty for that?

The suspect was arraigned and taken to Dauphin County Prison. When a reporter asked the suspect for comment as he was led out of court, he said, “I’m smooth.” ()

Smooth? Um, no, jackass. You’re simply a big bag of douche.

Topics: Snarkasm, The Job |

5 Responses to “The Dumbest Criminal Of All Time”

  1. RT Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I’m just speechless. How stupid and arrogant.

  2. Morgan Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    “I’m smooth.”

    Yeah, and I’m a pirate.

  3. Doghouse Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    No, but he will be smooth after he meets his new roommate.

  4. MUD Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 11:23 am

    It was a shame that the police at the convention leave that part of him that is smooth all over the side walk for being stupid. Don’t step in that blood, it’s smooth. MUD

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    RT - Hopefully, this toad will be put away for a long time.

    Morgan - Aargh!

    Doghouse - Well, parts of him will be. Heh.

    MUD - And you might slip on the smoothness!