Say what you want about the Germans; they sure know how to pick police officers.
A German court has ruled that a prospective Berlin police recruit’s breast implants cannot legally be used as grounds to keep her off the force. The woman applied in 2012 to join the Berlin police force, but was rejected after authorities said her breast implants would prevent her from wearing a protective vest or riot gear. They argued the implants would mean the protective gear put so much pressure on her chest that there was a risk of fibrosis or other health problems.
But a Berlin administrative court on Tuesday upheld her challenge of the decision, saying a doctor testified that protective gear should cause no greater health problems for a woman with implants than without.
In fact, her hiring would probably alleviate a lot of problems; specifically, the morale of her male counterparts.
True story: I personally know three Philly police officers who were strippers before they joined the force. So, if nothing else, there is precedent.
Meet Joseph Johnson of Portland, Oregon. Joseph (allegedly) robs people point of gun. Ironically, after this incident, this thug is more Joseph and less Johnson.
Joseph Johnson, 40, has been released from the hospital and booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of first-degree robbery, second-degree assault and felon in possession of a firearm.
Robbery detectives said Johnson and the victim, 32-year-old Jordan Merrell, knew each other well and lived in the same apartment building near Southwest 10th Avenue and Columbia Street. Johnson apparently confronted Merrell in the parking lot behind the building, demanded he hand over his property and then shot Merrell in the leg.
While Johnson was making his getaway, he shoved the gun into the front of his pants and shot himself in the [testicles]. (H/T – Smite)
You don’t have to be Dick Tracy to figure out shoving a gun in your waistband is unwise, and while this guy didn’t exactly steal the crown jewels, Johnson will certainly be a tough nut to crack. Interestingly, Mr. Johnson – no offense – was set to spend his ill-gotten cash on dinner; specifically, fried wontons.
Meet Jessica Strom. Jessica was unhappy in her relationship, so instead of breaking up with her fiancé – yeah, two posts in a row where I used that term – she decided to rub him out. And not in a good way.
Jessica Strom, 33, allegedly wanted her beau, lawyer John Schellpfeffer, clipped at his office, according to Wausau Police Department reports. To help guide the gunman, Strom, a mother of three young children, provided a diagram of the 49-year-old Schellpfeffer’s workplace, as well as details about the daily routine of some of the attorney’s neighbors.
Though the pilot had declined the hit solicitation, Strom asked him to think about it overnight. But, she warned, “Don’t tell anyone about this. I don’t want to have to kill you too.” The man subsequently contacted cops and agreed to record a meeting with Strom.
Though he had initially asked for $50,000 to kill Schellpfeffer, the informant told Strom that he would settle for $1000, adding “It’s better than nothing, I guess.” Strom replied, “And some sex!” At some point after the killing, Strom told the informant that she would meet up with him and “pay you and f**k you and whatever.”
You know, for a prospective cold-blooded killer, she’s kinda hot. Although the smiling mug shot creeps me out a little.
The NFL, an organization more concerned with outlawing bad words and promoting Obamacare that its thug players, is dealing with the pending arrest of another of its former players.
Former NFL safety Darren Sharper is accused of nine rapes in five states after arrest warrants were issued in New Orleans Thursday for him and another man, accusing them of raping two women last year.
Sharper also is under investigation in sexual assault cases in Florida, Nevada and Arizona and has pleaded not guilty to rape charges in Los Angeles.
If convicted in the California case, Sharper could face more than 30 years in state prison. If convicted of aggravated rape in Louisiana, both Sharper and Nunez would face life imprisonment.
Sharper was selected All-Pro six times and chosen for the Pro Bowl five times. He played in two Super Bowls, one with the Green Bay Packers as a rookie and a second with the New Orleans Saints.
One of the NFL’s favorite players – he is currently an analyst on the NFL Network – is accused of nine rapes in five states – but Tim Tebow’s religious views has no place in the league.
Meet Maria Montenez-Colon. She likes cops.
A 58-year-old Florida woman is behind bars for misusing 911 after allegedly asking dispatchers to send an officer she found attractive back to her home for some “extra duty.”
Maria Montenez-Colon, of Punta Gorda, first called 911 on Friday evening saying she wanted her Corvette back. The officer who responded to the call said the suspect was very drunk when he arrived — and very forward.
She allegedly told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married. She also allegedly told the officer, “I haven’t been penetrated in years,” and “I am so horny.”
The officer attempted to get Montenez-Colon back on topic by asking what could do for her. To which she responded: “You can [expletive] me.”
Man, if I had a dollar for every time that happened to me… I’d have zero dollars. Of course, if that did happen, the woman would probably look like Clayface here.
When I was in high school, there was a Spanish teacher everyone thought was an uber-babe. Miss Dwyer was, in my opinion, the inspiration for Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher.” Being a way-too-skinny, not-at-all attractive 15-year old, my chances of bagging such a babe were slim to none.
Almost 30 years later, cougars are shtupping teenagers like it’s an Olympic sport.
An Arizona woman jumped from the second-floor bedroom of a 15-year-old boy after his mother caught her cavorting naked with the teen last month. According to the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office, [Keri] Gonzalez snuck into the home after the boy’s mother fell asleep. The boy said that he and Gonzalez consumed alcohol she had brought to the home, and “had sex twice that evening” before his mother caught them in bed.
The boy’s mother told investigators that she awoke around 2 AM on January 21 to “knocking sounds by the stairs and on the wall.” When she sought to enter her son’s room, the door was locked. When her son subsequently opened the door, his mother spotted “a naked female crouching down on the floor between the bed and wall. The mother yelled at the female to get out of her house.”
After gathering her clothes, Gonzalez exited via the window. Gonzalez, 34, broke her ankle when she crashed to the ground outside the residence in Marana, a town 30 miles northwest of Tucson. (H/T – Smite)
Obviously, the mug shot is not exactly flattering. Her Facebook photo, on the other hand, isn’t half bad. Yeah, I would.
The Obama administration is looking to free African-American crack cocaine dealers and users because their sentences were racist. Or something.
The Justice Department wants low-level drug criminals who were sentenced under tough laws from the days of the crack epidemic to ask the president for early release from prison.
In an unprecedented move, Deputy Attorney General James M. Cole asked defense lawyers on Thursday to help the government locate prisoners and encourage them to apply for clemency. The clemency drive is part of the Obama administration’s effort to undo a disparity that flooded the nation’s prison system and disproportionately affected black men.
Offenses involving crack, which was more commonly used in black communities, carried more severe penalties than crimes involving powder cocaine, which was usually favored by affluent white users. In some cases, crack crimes resulted in a 100-to-1 sentencing disparity.
Please don’t buy this bulls**t liberal meme. Did many affluent white users escape jail time? Of course they did. The reason African-Americans were so severely sentenced had nothing to do with race; it had everything to do with their actions. Most of the sentences were so severe because the toad was a dealer and not a simple user. In addition, crack sales in black communities are almost always surrounded by violence. Powder sales in the suburbs? Not so much. But hey, why let facts get in the way of a good clemency argument?
The only racial aspect of this story is the release. The Obama administration wants these prisoners released solely because they’re black. I wonder if they even remotely considered the feelings of the residents these pharmaceutical salesmen preyed upon?
Meet Christine… wait, that’s a woman?… Rice. Christine was arrested after allegedly setting fire to an Iowa apartment building. That’s a shame; she seems like a good dude.
A 43-year-old woman is accused of setting a New Year’s Day apartment fire that trapped residents and injured six people in Burlington, Iowa. The fire was reported just after 3 a.m. January 1, 2014 at a six-unit apartment building in the 1100 block of Vine Street. Two firefighters and four residents were injured, and firefighters battled brutal cold to rescue 10 people trapped inside the burning building.
A spokesman for the Burlington Police Department said they arrested Christine Marie Rice, 43, of Burlington, in connection with the investigation. Burlington Police Lt. Jeff Klein said Rice was charged with felony first-degree arson, and second-degree manliness. (H/T – Metoo)
Okay, I added that last part. Sorry, guys. Wyatt giveth, and Wyatt taketh away.
Sergeant David Baldwin of the Jefferson County Colorado Sheriff’s Office was killed in the line of duty on Sunday morning.
According to Colorado State Patrol, [Sergeant David] Baldwin was traveling northbound on Highway 93 near 64th Parkway on his patrol motorcycle around 10 a.m. At the same time, investigators say Kenneth Hosch, 83, was driving southbound in his SUV and crossed the double yellow line to pass someone. That’s when the SUV hit the deputy head on.
Though the deputy was wearing a helmet, he sustained fatal injuries and was pronounced dead on the scene. Hosch was wearing his seat belt and sustained minor injuries.
There is a special place in Hell for Kenneth Hosch…
If this story is true, the officer involved needs to lose her badge.
The Philadelphia police department was investigating claims that a 16-year-old boy’s testicle was ruptured by an officer during a pat-down search, but the city’s police commissioner said the investigation is being hampered because the youth’s attorney won’t let investigators interview him.
“We have not been able to interview the young man or his mother,” Commissioner Charles Ramsey said Friday. “Clearly we need to talk to him to find out what happened.”
Defense attorney Lewis Small said he’s not going to let his client, Darrin Manning, give police a statement while resisting arrest, reckless endangerment and simple assault charges are pending against his client for the Jan. 7 incident.
Then Mirandize the boy with the mother and lawyer present, and ask him only about the alleged assault. If the lawyer is even remotely competent he can advise his client to not answer questions directly relating to his charges. For cripes sake, this isn’t rocket surgery.