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PPD Officer Arrested For Rape

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

This piece of detritus is soon-to-be former Philadelphia Police Officer Keith Corley. Keith won’t be wearing the uniform any longer, because he couldn’t keep his nightstick in his pants. You see, this animal allegedly let a woman into his car, drove to a secluded area, and had forcible sex with her. He then dropped her [...]

Philadelphia Judge Finds Her Proverbial Sack

Monday, August 29th, 2011

There are a lot really sub-par judges in the Philadelphia Courts System. Many of them show up at least an hour late for court, take recesses every hour on the hour, and wear nothing under their robes. Thankfully, there are a few judges in this cesspool of a town who take their jobs seriously. Judge [...]

Freemansburg Police Officer Shot And Killed

Friday, August 12th, 2011

Terrible. Freemansburg is about 50 miles north of Philly. The Northampton County district attorney says a police officer who was shot while investigating a disturbance in an eastern Pennsylvania town has died. Authorities say the shooting happened in Freemansburg, Pa., around 5:15 p.m. Thursday. DA John Morganelli says a suspect is in custody, but he [...]

Stripper, Brothers Embark On Crime Spree

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

Meet Lee Grace Dougherty. Pretty hot, huh? Lee Grace is a stripper at “Cheaters” in Cocoa Beach, Florida. That is, when she isn’t shooting her AK-47 at police officers and robbing banks with her scumbag, sex offender brothers. If you want the attention of the Feds, robbing banks is the way to go. It’ll almost [...]

Bedtime For Bozo

Thursday, August 4th, 2011

Krusty The Klown has nothing on this guy. Besides, the worst trouble Krusty got involved in was tax evasion. Compared to “Bozo,” Krusty is a piker. His mug shot was one of the wildest and most recognizable we’ve seen. Leo Rodriguez – nickname ‘Bozo’ – was arrested over the weekend. That has some of his [...]

Thug To Detective: Why So Serious?

Monday, August 1st, 2011

Morons like this guy are the best job security of all time. Pittsburgh police say a man tried to carjack a plainclothes officer near filming for the latest Batman movie – and allegedly told him it was part of the script. Detective Robert DiGiacomo was in an unmarked vehicle around 7:15 p.m. Saturday, looking for [...]

Facebook: You’re Doing It Wrong

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Meet the lovely and talented Victor Burgos. When he’s not slapping women around, he likes posting on Facebook. And like far too many people in this country, Victor posts far too much information on his FB page. Recently, Vic was honored with a spot on Utica’s top ten most wanted list. Normally, this would be [...]

No One Puts Baby In A Corner

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

It’s never a good idea for a groomsman to be “dirty dancing” with the bride on her wedding day. Just a safety tip from your Uncle Wyatt. A groom was arrested at his own wedding reception after a fight broke out over one of the groomsmen dancing ‘inappropriately’ with the bride. Police reports say John [...]

Canton, OH Police Officer Goes Berserk

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Jason sent me this story, and I am still shaking my head. Canton Police Officer Daniel Harless is seen – on his dashboard video camera – angrily berating and even threatening to shoot a man because he didn’t tell him he had a permit to carry quick enough. A profanity-laced dash-cam video from a Canton, [...]

Donuts: Is There Anything They Can’t Do?

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Well, apparently they can’t get you out of a DUI charge. This guy is chock full of teh stupid. He was stopped for driving while intoxicated. He had an open bottle of Captain Morgan Rum – my favorite – in the car. Then he did the unthinkable; he offered a bribe to the responding officer. [...]

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