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Gisele: Supermodel Extraordinaire

By Wyatt Earp | March 31, 2009

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It’s always entertaining when supermodels try to sound intelligent.

Gisele Bundchen has never met Bridget Moynahan?

The surprising admission that she has never been introduced to the mother of her husband’s son comes during a wide-ranging interview in the May issue of “Vanity Fair,” on sale April 7.

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child,” she says of John Edward Thomas Moynahan, her husband’s son with the “Sex and the City” star. “I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.” (H/TFOXNews)

And that’s just swell, Gisele. Really, it is. Why in God’s name you felt it necessary to talk about your personal dirty laundry to some knucklehead reporter from vanity Fair is beyond me, though.

Stick to your strengths: being hot and being quiet. I’m just sayin’.

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Topics: Babes | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Gisele: Supermodel Extraordinaire”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

  2. USA_Admiral Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 10:24 am

    With a body like that, the brain becomes optional.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 11:17 am

    “… if he were mine.”

    Yeah, that’s like “if” you pushed a bowling ball through your pelvis, or “if” you had the stretch marks, but you didn’t and you don’t.

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 11:18 am

    She’s got great legs, I’ll give her that…

  5. Alan B Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    The Marshall set the class an essay for homework:

    “Why in God’s name you felt it necessary to talk about your personal dirty laundry to some knucklehead reporter from vanity Fair is beyond me, though.” DISCUSS

    My essay plan:

    1) Money
    2) Publicity

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Doghouse – That was the motto of this blog . . . before my first post.

    Admiral – An unnecessary option.

    Mrs. Crankipants – And even if she did, she’s a supermodel. They would be airbrushed out. And yes, her legs are killer.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Alan B – Can I pick “C,” All of the Above?

  8. Alan B Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    They were not necessarily intended to be mutually exclusive. Do I get an “A”?

  9. The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    What a self centered bitch. If I were Bridget, first I slap her for stealing my man, then I’d slap her for calling my son hers ! Go have your own baby, Ho ! I’m just saying.

  10. Alan B Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 9:26 am

    The Marshall said: “Can I pick “C,” All of the Above?”

    Actually, it’s a curious comment on education systems. I clearly state that it was an essay plan and it is assumed that it was a multi-guess question. Do you have essay type questions in the US education system or is it all multi-guess?

    (I am NOT being snarky. I’m just surprised at the automatic reaction. I am also aware that multi-guess questions can be used at any level of education. A few of my Open University exam questions have been multiguess – but often of the sort where you have to choose between different numerical answers so you have to know how to do the sum and to get it right)