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Red Heat

Katelyn And Sarah Lothrop

Meet Katelyn and Sarah Lothrop, the hottest twins in North Carolina. And they’re redheads!

Katelyn and Sarah Lothrop, 19, were detained on prostitution charges at a hotel in Raleigh, N.C., on Wednesday. It came after a ad reportedly featured a picture of the duo, from Bullock in Granville County, who called themselves “Kerri” and “Krystal”

Seeking “Fellaz”, they promised “two sexy young twins with excellent talent.”

“We have a perfect body with the softest skin. [WE CAN] make your dreams come true & then some.” The twins were charged with aiding and abetting prostitution. (H/T – Toothy)

Okay, yes they’re criminals – although prostitution is a victimless crime when the whores are this hot – and yes, they’re into black guys – although my wedding tackle can’t compete with that – but they’re redhead twins!

It’s like getting my Christmas, birthday, and Bastille Day gifts at the same time.

Like A Hot Knife Through Butterface

College ButterfaceIn case I haven’t mentioned it, the people I work with are a little cray-cray. And by “a little,” I mean just a boatload of insane. During our downtime, we send each other links to bizarre stories, much like the ones I post here.

This week, MSF sent be the funniest one I have read in a long time. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 16 Hot Bodies With Ugly Faces.

For the love of Pete, please click through the link. Some of the pictures will make you do a spit-take. Even some famous people made the list, although I think the Sigourney Weaver mention was a cheap shot.

Above The Flaw

Lara Stone

Cheer up, ladies; Lara Stone, Supermodel, wants you to know you all have massive, ugly flaws which can’t be airbrushed away. So buck up, little campers while she enjoys a Frappuccino.

She’s a supermodel, a mother to one-year-old Alfred and wife to comedian and TV star David Walliams, yet Lara Stone insists she has flaws and imperfections as much as the next person.,..and is proud of it too. Lara told Net-A-Porter’s digital magazine The Edit that she knows exactly what it is like to feel uncomfortable in your clothes.

“Everyone’s got arm flab or saggy boobs,” she said. “It’s the way it is. I’m just trying to accept it right now. And it’s OK, because the things women can do with their bodies are amazing.”

Agreed! My personal favorite is how they can make me a sammich.

Insurance Girl Makes My Deductible Rise

Liberty Mutual Lifetime Repairs CommercialOkay, I am about to – once again – welcome you to the inner recesses of my mind. You’ve been warned.

You may have seen this Liberty Mutual Insurance commercial, where this woman snarks about the perils of auto repair shops. The ad gets a lot of play, probably because the chick is really cute.

Okay, this may sound insane – even for me – but I love this woman. Truly. I don’t know her name, I don’t know her marital status, and I don’t know if she puts ketchup on a hot dog – a cardinal sin – and I don’t care. I would like her to be my bride.

Yes, I am officially proposing to woman I do not know, all on the basis of a 32-second commercial.

She’s wearing a wedding band – don’t care – and looks a little older – still don’t care – but she is really attractive, and is quite possibly more sarcastic than I am. (And don’t say she’s only reading cards. One does not simply fake snark this well!)

The full commercial is below the fold, but stay away from her. She’s mine, dammit!

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Let Me Hear Your Body Talk

Coco Ho ESPN Body Issue

ESPN’s Body Issue is out, and sacred honor compels me to post about it.

For the sixth time in as many years, world-class athletes will grace the pages of ESPN Magazine in the buff for the publications sixth annual ESPN the Magazine’s Body Issue. This year’s issue will not disappoint – and a Williams sister makes her debut appearance in the highly anticipated special issue.

Professional surfer Coco Ho, boxer Bernard Hopkins (the oldest title winner in the sport’s history), cliff diver Ginger Huber, Olympic hockey player Hilary Knight, WNBA All-Star Angel McCoughtry and the husband-wife team of X Games stars Travis Pastrana and Lyn-Z.

A few things: 1. No guy ever bought a magazine to see one of the Williams sisters nude. They have man hands. 2. I looked her up, and Ginger Huber isn’t even a Ginger. That sounds like false advertising to me. 3. The hottie pictured is named Coco Ho – no, I am not kidding.

Cameron Diaz Bares Her Soul

Cameron Diaz EsquireAmong other things…

The media is making a big deal about the upcoming film “Sex Tape,” where Cameron Diaz gets naked on screen for the first time. Meh.

There’s a first time for everything, and for Cameron Diaz her first nude scene is in the upcoming movie “Sex Tape,” opposite Jason Segel. The 41-year-old actress sizzles on the cover of Esquire’s August 2014 issue in a high-cut swimsuit, and opened up to the magazine about getting naked on camera.

“It’s a first for me. But Jason [Segel] gets naked, too. It’s just a part of the role. So I did it. I mean you see everything,” she told the magazine.

For a movie called “Sex Tape,” we’d be surprised if there wasn’t nudity, but her co-star is an old pro when it comes to baring it all on camera. Segel famously did a full-frontal scene for 2007′s “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” a scene which made his mother cry.

Okay, here’s what grinds my gears. These hot – or reportedly hot – actresses spend their young, nubile, hot years under wraps, teasing us red-blooded American males with low-cut shirts and high-hemmed skirts. Twenty years later, when they’re old and wrinkly, they want to show off their goodies. No one wants to see a 41-year old Cameron Diaz nude. We wanted to see a 22-year old Cameron Diaz nude!

But hey, don’t go by me, I’m not really a fan of Diaz. In my opinion, short hair does not work for her. At all.

UPDATE: Yes, I realized the proper usage here was “Bares,” not “Bears.” Thanks to the 42 people who sent me hate mail about it.

Found In Translation

Vica Kerekes SmilingThere were more than a few Vica requests this weekend, so instead of simply posting a photo, I figured I’d link an article, too. This one is from an interview she conducted this week. With the help of Google Translate, I took the more interesting snippets.

(Oh, and for the record, Vica is not a moron. Google Translate is not even close to perfect.)

On her voice and accents…

Aha … You know what’s weird? When I speak Hungarian, I suddenly much deeper tone. Just voice drops automatically. The language is built so that it forces you to speak in a lower voice. When I speak Slovak, I sound completely different.

There’s more below the fold…

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Russia Brings Police Officers To Heel

Yekaterinburg Police Officers

I can handle Russia’s mocking of the U.S., their invasion of the Ukraine, and Putin’s shirtless photo ops, but I cannot and will not tolerate their decision to de-sexify their policewomen!

In Russian police force, uniform modifies you! Or at least the public’s perception of you. That is the principal argument behind the Russian Interior Ministry’s recent ban on short skirts and other uniform modifications, the Moscow Times reports.

“When you meet people, the first thing you see is their clothing, and for a police officer fulfilling his duties, it is crucial to have a tidy and neat appearance. From time to time, we have seen instances of officers improperly wearing their uniforms,” Deputy Interior Minister Sergei Gerasimov said.

The Moscow Times reports that the ban was imposed to counteract a growing trend of rising hemlines among female officers.

Now I’m no detective, but shorter skirts work in the police officers’ favor. Even the most drunk and disorderly Cossack will lose his fighting spirit when confronted with high-heeled, short shirted women. Loss of blood flow to the brain assures that.

I Am In The Prime Of My Senility

Hot Croatian World Cup Babe

The World Cup began two weeks ago, and I just now realized I blew an opportunity for a new feature: Your World Cup Babe O’ The Day. So, I figured I could throw out to of the Cup’s most talked about fans thusfar. Enjoy.

Well, we can go ahead and cancel the rest of the World Cup fan reaction shots. This Croatian girl wins in convincing fashion. She put her looks and singing talents on full display during her country’s national anthem today against Mexico.

Wow, she’s smokin’ vruć. Mexico, however, would not go down without a fight…

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