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Thursday, May 24th, 2012Olympic track & field phenom Lori “Lolo” Jones claims she can find a boyfriend, but she can’t keep a boyfriend. Why? Because she’s a virgin. I guess sex is the one hurdle she won’t clear until marriage. The 29-year-old from Louisiana said during a new episode of HBO’s Real Sports that she does not believe [...]
Heidi Ho There, Neighbor!
Monday, May 21st, 2012You know, I make fun of “reality star” Heidi Montag because she’s about as bright as a refrigerator bulb. That being said, she has many other qualities admired by the superficial man. Heidi Montag may have a tiny waist but there is nothing small about her super-sized DDD bust line. The reality TV star put [...]
Hot Ball Girl Nets Her Team A Win
Friday, May 18th, 2012People ask me why I like soccer? It’s a terrific, fast paced game that combines speed, coordination, and strategy. Okay, it’s mostly because of the babes. Take Fernanda Maia, for example. The sexy Brazilian knows how to juggle a ball or two. A Brazilian ball girl whose rapid reactions set up her football team’s championship [...]
Arrest Me! Arrest Me!
Tuesday, May 15th, 2012Is it really too much to ask my department to hire women who look like this? In immaculate uniforms and with pride written across their faces, these police cadets were among 20,000 taking part across Russia to commemorate victory over the Nazis in World War Two. The female cadets took part in the nation’s Victory [...]
Behold, The End Of Racism!
Friday, May 11th, 2012Racist is a plague upon society. Our greatest minds have been trying to eradicate the issue for centuries. Now, after a long history of hatred and bigotry, the problem of racism has been solved by the only people capable of a solution: supermodels. Two models at the eye of a race storm that has exposed [...]
Your Tuesday Morning Fluff Piece
Tuesday, May 8th, 2012Let me be clear: I’m not a fan of Katy Perry’s music, her attitude, or her obvious libtard tendencies. Like most shallow men, I can overlook all of that … especially when I see photos like the one above. The 26-year-old singer looks picture perfect in the new adidas commercial proving that exercise attire can [...]
Slammer? I Hardly Know Her!
Monday, May 7th, 2012So, who wants to take a parole in the hay with a felon? Meet-An-Inmate.com lists hundreds of photo personals of inmates looking to share intimate letters with just the right stranger. The site says that many prisoners are ‘fun’ and ‘loving’ like everyone else… they’ve just committed felonies. Prisoners pay to list a 250 word [...]
Gretzky’s Daughter Called For Hooking
Thursday, May 3rd, 2012It looks like the shirtless guy wants to work his stick into Paulina Gretzky’s crease. Paulina Gretzky, 23, is challenging the wholesome image of her family once again. The aspiring actress and singer, who is said to have disabled her Twitter account at the urging of her dad last year, has posted a series graphic [...]
It’s May Day!
Tuesday, May 1st, 2012And the former Soviet republics are still embracing the old shenanigans. In 2010, Viktor Yanukovych rode a wave of voter discontent to narrowly beat Tymoshenko for the presidency. He was the very man the Orange Revolution accused of trying to steal power from Yushchenko. In 2011, she was arrested and charged with abusing power as [...]
Give A Hoot: Stare At A Waitress
Sunday, April 29th, 2012Meet Christina. Christina is a Hooters girl from the King of Prussia restaurant. She is obviously highly qualified … um, for waiting tables, I guess. She would also be highly qualified to appear in the 2013 Hooters Calendar. Strangely enough, the chain is searching for Hooters girls to appear in the publication. And they’re bringing [...]
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