Buzzfeed writer Lauren Yapalater really likes actor Chris Pine. And by likes, I think she wants to hit him over the head with a club and drag him back to her tastefully-appointed torture dungeon. But don’t take my word for it…
Excusez-moi while Chris Pine literally just stands here smiling, while holding his stupid shirt looking like a tanned god. Then puts it on EXPOSING HIS BEAUTIFUL ABDOMEN. Beep boop beeep boo bop it’s beautiful.
Wow, Yapalater is really pining for the guy. Oh crap… this is what I sound like during a Christina Hendricks post, isn’t it?
(There are more pics at the link.)
Scarlet Johansson’s fiancé finally slipped one past the goalie. The Avengers star is reportedly pregnant with her first child.
Her surprise pregnancy news shocked her film fans when it was announced this week. But the news seems to have come as a surprise to Scarlett Johansson’s film bosses, too.
The 29-year-old actress is reportedly due to welcome her first child into the world with her fiancé Romain Dauriac, 31, in August, but shooting for her upcoming movie The Avengers: Age Of Ultron, may need to be re-scheduled to fit around her growing baby bump.
For the record, besides her obvious beauty and ridiculously smoking hot body, Scarlett Johansson has no redeeming qualities. None. She is a huge liberal, a staunch Barack Obama supporter, and a fervent cheerleader for Planned Parenthood. (Although, if she were really so self-righteous, she’d abort her newly discovered “clump of cells.”)
Now that we got that unpleasant business out of the way…
I didn’t watch the Academy Awards this year – nor have I any year – but it’s always a nice excuse to post photos of Christina Hendricks and her sweater puppies. Sadly, I haven’t seen anything mentioning Christina this year, so I’ll settle for Amy Adams.
Rain almost threatened to rain on the parade of Hollywood’s biggest night on Sunday. But luckily, many of Hollywood’s leading ladies looked unfazed by the drizzly weather in Los Angeles with Amy Adams looking chic in a navy blue strapless Gucci gown and Lupita Nyong’o in a baby blue plunging Prada fairytale number.
Oh, and a laurel and hearty handshake to Jennifer Lawrence, who face-planted on the red carpet again this year.
UPDATE: Buzzsaw came through! Check below the fold…
And they’re all looking at Kat Dennings‘ tremendous cleavage.
Fans of her show 2 Broke Girls are more accustomed to seeing her in a waitress uniform. But Kat Dennings couldn’t have looked more glamorous on Tuesday as she arrived to tape an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman.
The actress sported a smart navy dress with cap sleeves and a black belted section at her tiny waist.
I wrote this up yesterday, coming down from my cellulitis-induced fever. I am, however, sentient enough to know Dennings is a terrible actress on a terrible show. She’s a poor man’s Christina Hendricks, and while part of me despises her, I cannot look away.
Actually, today’s post will feature babes because the closing ceremonies are taking place. I figure I might as well throw out a bunch of hotties to hold you over until 2016. First up, Slovenian skier Tina Maze (above), who earned two gold medals in Sochi… and a lot of sideways looks from red-blooded American males.
There are more babes below the fold…
Meet 26-year old Austrian snowboarder Julia Dujmovits. Julia is competing in the snowboard parallel slalom today, and competing for men’s affections every day after that.
Julia Dujmovits (born June 12, 1987 in Güssing) is an Austrian snowboarder. Dujmovits won silver in the parallel giant slalom at the 2013 FIS Snowboarding World Championships.
Hmm, I wonder how you say, “May I enjoy your slopes?” in the Austrian language…
Well, it took me long enough – two days before the closing ceremonies – to post a figure skating babe, but there’s a reason for that. This Olympiad has been short on hot figure skaters. Sure, there are some hotties, but most of them are simply average.
Then there’s 24-year old Jelena Glebova from Estonia.
Jelena Glebova (born 16 June 1989) is an Estonian figure skater. She is a seven-time Estonian national champion.
She trained in Estonia with coach Irina Kononova from the age of 5 to 12, and then with Anna Levandi for ten years until the end of the 2010–2011 skating season. Since 2011, she trains in Hackensack, New Jersey with coaches Igor Krokavec and Craig Maurizi
It is entirely plausible to believe she is a seven-time Estonian national babe champion as well…
Metoo inquired about the lack of male Olympic hotties here thusfar. She has a point. While I don’t have that many female readers – or female commenters, anyway – I do owe the ones who show up here something nice. We can start with American bobsledder Steve Langton, who proves you can wear a spandex bodysuit without looking like a sausage.
(I could look like that, I just don’t want to.)
There is more below the fold…
Meet Klára Křížová, a 24-year old alpine skier from the Czech Republic.
Klára Křížová is a female skier from the Czech Republic. She took part in the Alpine skiing events at the 2010 Winter Olympics. She also competed in the FIS Alpine World Ski Championships 2009.
Křížová opened the woman’s downhill in the 2010 Winter Olympics, but suffered a crash, in which she lost a ski pole, following this she was able to finish in 37.
Klára Could finish last in every race from now until she retires and she’ll still be one of the hottest skiers in the world…
Meet Italian ice dancer Anna Cappellini. As George Takei would say, “Oh my!”
Anna Cappellini (born 19 February 1987) is an Italian ice dancer. With partner Luca Lanotte, she is the 2014 European champion and 2013 European bronze medalist, a seven-time Grand Prix medalist, and a three-time Italian national champion (2012–14).
Cappellini is a member of the Polizia Penitenziaria’s sports group, the Fiamme Azzurre. She hopes to study physiotherapy after her skating career is over.
How fortunate, as I’m looking for a smoking hot bella donna to massage my pain away…