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ChiComs Now Censoring ChiCans

Friday, April 13th, 2012

The Chinese have decided to cut the only watchable scene from Titanic. When film fans heard Titanic was to be brought to life in eye-popping 3D, they were thrilled by the promise of action so real you could almost touch it. And that’s precisely why government censors in China ruled one of the blockbuster’s steamier [...]

Dinner Is Served!

Thursday, April 5th, 2012

LeAnn Rimes and a lot of other celebrities are sporting this Stella McCartney dress. Fashionistas are lauding the creation as a triumph, but personally, I think it looks like LeAnn is wearing an apron. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Fellow guest Nicole Kidman, who was accompanying husband and seven-time ACM award winner Keith [...]

Who Doesn’t Like A Bit O’ Honey?

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

Another Russian spy (like Anna Chapman, above) has been caught luring the stupid. A female Russian agent got “close enough” to a sitting U.S. cabinet member that the FBI felt they had to swoop in and arrest the lot – but it wasn’t the famous femme fatale Anna Chapman, federal officials said. Chapman, the seductive [...]

Report: Megan Fox Has A Bun In The Oven

Friday, March 30th, 2012

I blame Transformers fanboy Dr. Evil for this travesty. Sources tell Star Magazine that Fox and husband Brian Austin Green are expecting a child together. While this would be Fox’s first baby, Green has a 10-year-old son with ex and fellow “Beverly Hills 90210″ alum Vanessa Marcil. “They just found out and are incredibly excited,” [...]

Hello Norma Jean!

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

New photos of Marilyn Monroe have been released; and they’re awesome. Taken by a trusted friend on location while she filmed her first leading role for Niagara in 1953, this picture has never been seen by the public before. It shows the 27-year-old actress on the brink of international stardom. Smiling, she seems not to [...]

Good News, Everyone; Courtney Can Read!

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Okay, I’m kidding. The bimbo is “reading” a prop book with no writing inside. It does, however, have pretty pictures of ponies and unicorns! Courtney Stodden – our favorite jailbait – went to the beach this week, and certainly dressed for the occasion. She wore stripper heels. Stripper heels. To the freakin’ beach. Parading her [...]

Attention Sandra Fluke

Saturday, March 24th, 2012

If you are so desperate for attention, stop testifying on Capitol Hill and start dressing like JWOWW from Jersey Shore. Just a week after flaunting her curves in a sexy pink bikini, JWoww, real name Jenni Farley, walked her dogs in a figure-hugging outfit which enhanced her physique. The 26-year-old reality star wore a tight [...]

Scoring With The Duchess Of Cambridge

Friday, March 16th, 2012

How does one make Kate Middleton even hotter? Put a hockey stick in her hand. The Duchess of Cambridge made a private visit to the Olympic Park in Stratford this morning to meet the Team GB women’s hockey squad. She asked to meet them in her role as Team GB and Paralympics GB 2012 Ambassador [...]

Yet Another Stupid Jessica Spiel

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

Longtime readers know that I have always been a fan of Jessica Biel. She’s ridiculously hot. Now before you start typing the obvious comments, yes, I realize she is quite possibly the worst actress of all time. Yes, I realize that she makes Megan Fox look like Katherine Hepburn. And yes, I realize that scientific [...]

Supermodels: God Love ‘Em!

Sunday, March 11th, 2012

They really say the darnedest things. Take Heidi Klum, for example; she really knows how to turn a phrase. The German model has finally opened up about the demise of her marriage in the April issue of Elle magazine. The 38-year-old supermodel has likened the split to a tornado. She says: “I feel like I’m [...]

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