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Spanish Woman Claims She Owns The Sun

By Wyatt Earp | November 27, 2010

So can I blame this bitch for my skin cancer?

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner – a woman from Spain’s soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property. Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals.

Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation’s pension fund.

Just for that, I’m going outside and sunbathing in the nude tomorrow. Come try and take your fees, Mujer. You’d better pack a lunch.

Topics: WTF? | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Spanish Woman Claims She Owns The Sun”

  1. RT Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    I own hell fire.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    RT – I own searing gas pains. It feels like the sun down there.

  3. Rick Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Sue her for the skin cancer the sun caused.After all she is the suns owner.Snark

  4. Wes S. Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Skin cancer? Hell, just wait until she gets the bill for global warming!


  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    I own the ozone layer.

  6. proof Says:
    November 28th, 2010 at 1:05 am

    I’m sorry! All of you people are using my alphabet without a license. Pay up or the silence gets deafening!