If my assessment of the Democrats’ tactics and positions are correct, they believe their voters’ only concerns are free birth control.
Now their beliefs may be justified, because most Democrats are card-carrying members of the “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” crowd. That would also explain their condom door prizes given out at an Arkansas event.
An Obamacare event in Arkansas offered a prize for those who attended: Free condoms. The event took place at the University of Central Arkansas last weekend. It was hosted by a group called the Living Affected Corporation, which apparently has received a grant from the federal government to educate the public about Obamacare.
The event organizer spilled out a bag of condoms – as a couple whoops and hollers could be heard from the small crowd.
The economy is in the dumper, unemployment is skyrocketing, Iran is about to obtain nukes, but as long as rubbers are free, everything is Jake.
It’s safe to say former MLB slugger Jose Canseco is a hot mess. He was borderline unstable during his playing career, but now he’s a full-blown whackobird. And apparently, he’s into goat play.
Former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco was pulled over by the police in Nevada on Wednesday evening and the cops were greeted by an unusual sight: Canseco had a goat in the back of his car. Taking matters to an even stranger level, the goat was wearing a diaper.
Canseco tweeted about the incident on his account saying “Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats.”
Uh, I’m pretty sure the cops weren’t laughing at the goats, dude.
A Colorado woman received a phone call and forty-eight text messages from Satan. The real Satan, not a telemarketer.
I was unaware Satan had a cellphone, but I guarantee his carrier is those rat bastards from AT&T.
A Colorado mom woke up recently to find a missed a call from the number 1-666-666-666. To make matters worse, she then received 48 text messages from “Satan.”
The woman, Jenn Vest, was freaked out. In fact, she said, “It really freaked me out because I was half asleep feeding my son and it woke me up. I thought maybe I was dreaming at first, and then I stayed up the rest of the night praying and hoping nothing would happen.”
Each text message came from a different number but Satan was ID’d on all of them.
Wow, how hot must Jenn be to receive 48 text messages from Satan? Although, they were probably drunk texts after a night of drinking fire water.
A British man has been arrested after his love for manure was unrequited.
A man who has a habit of rolling around naked in cow manure has been transferred from a British mental hospital to a prison. David Truscott, 44, has served three jail sentences as a result of his bizarre fetish. He also has admitted threatening to kill a farmer and his family after they tried to ban him from going onto their land.
At one point, the farmer, Clive Ross, tried to deter Truscott from getting naked in the muck spreader by cleaning it. Truscott retaliated by setting the farm on fire, according to the Exeter Express and Echo newspaper.
Truscott’s fetish first came to light in 2004 when he told a court he got sexual pleasure from stripping down to his waist in manure for sexual reasons.
I understand completely. Manure is “easy,” never talks back, and is more attractive than Jessica Chastain.
The verified Twitter account of Barack Obama was the first to follow @IHateNi**ers.
President Obama’s verified Twitter account is one of only 94 followers of a Twitter account called @Ihaten**gers. On top of that, President Obama was somehow the very first to follow the offensive account. The account features a black and white profile photo of Al Jolson in blackface and links to IHateN**gers.com, which doesn’t appear to be active.
Whatever process the president’s handlers use to choose who Obama will publicly follow is obviously as well managed as the rest of his administration.
Every single thing this administration is covered in rich, chocolatey FAIL.
A few hours after the Breitbart piece was posted – listed at on Drudge – Obama’s social media czar unfollowed the account. One has to wonder how long the first African-American president followed such a despicable site, and why it took so long to remove it.
A St. Petersburg man created a performance art protest inside Red Square… and he nailed it.
A Russian artist stripped naked outside Lenin’s Mausoleum and nailed his testicles to a Red Square cobblestone in front of horrified passersby. It was a “metaphor for apathy, political indifference and fatalism of modern Russian society,” he explained.
The St. Petersburg-based artist, Pyotr Pavlensky, was taken to police after being treated in a hospital. He could spend up to 15 days in jail as a standard punishment for hooliganism.
“It’s not a bureaucratic mess that deprives society of its ability to act, but fixation on our own defeats and losses that nails us to the Kremlin’s pavement stronger and stronger, creating an army of apathetic idols out of people, patiently awaiting their fate,” Pavlensky said about the meaning of his latest Red Square protest. (H/T – Easily Lost)
Wow, that move took a lot of balls.
Meet Korey Jerelds. Korey earned his fifteen minutes of fame by punching a horse.
Korey Jerelds, 30, was arrested early Saturday after he allegedly punched a police horse in the neck several times following a loud verbal disturbance.
According to WTSP, an officer on a horseback was dispersing a crowd when Jerelds “yelled an expletive about the horse and took a fighting stance before punching the animal.” Jerelds now faces charges of interfering with or obstructing a police dog or horse.
The horse, whose name is Mr. George II, was not harmed in the incident.
He is, however, suing Jerelds for pain, suffering, and a year’s supply of oats.
And she knows how to not use them.
Women in the small town of Barbacaos, southwest Colombia, have reportedly gone on their second sex strike in two years, demanding that the roads to their remote region be repaved.
Dubbed the ‘crossed legs movement,’ the women in the town are refusing to have sex with their significant others until the road that connects their small, isolated town to the rest of the country is repaired, according to Colombia-based reporter John Otis.
And it might have actually worked. PRI reports that construction has resumed on the single road, which is in such poor condition that trips to the nearest hospital take up to 14 hours, and many people in need of care die along the way.
No offense, but these women live amongst murderous drug gangs, but an unpaved road make them go on a sex strike?
The USS Forrestal will be scrapped, primarily because no American city, state, or organization wanted to be bothered with its adoption. Our history is dying a painful death, and it is mostly affecting decorated Navy ships.
The U.S. Navy has sold the nation’s first ever ‘supercarrier,’ USS Forrestal, for a mere penny. The decommissioned aircraft carrier, aboard which 134 sailors died in a series of explosions and a massive fire in 1967, was snapped up for the bargain price by Texas company All Star Metals.
All 1,067 foot of the ship will be dismantled, scrapped and recycled once it is towed from the Navy’s inactive ship facility in Philadelphia to the company’s facility in Texas later this year, the Navy announced.
The ship – named after the former Navy secretary and the first U.S. Secretary of Defense, James Forrestal – was in the Gulf of Tonkin for the Vietnam War effort. After it was decommissioned on September 11, 1993, the Navy tried to donate the historic aircraft carrier for use as a memorial or a museum, but no ‘viable applications’ were received.
When I was in high school, I put model kits together. Almost every one was an aircraft carrier, and the Forrestal was my first. I’ve seen it in person at the Philadelphia Navy Yard, and had bought one of its baseball caps while I was there. The ship deserves better.
Americans should be outraged by the Forrestal’s fate, but since the ship was not named after a Kardashian, no gives a damn.
I’ve always thought about going back to the Old Country for a visit. My maternal ancestors were from Czechoslovakia, and it seems like an exotic place to visit.
Plus, I hear the pudding is out of this world.
[Petr] Svacha was eating in a restaurant recently when employees told him to leave because it was closing time — even though he wasn’t finished with his chocolate pudding. The Czech wasn’t pleased, but he apparently got his “just desserts” shortly thereafter.
Officers say Svacha he came back to the eatery, this time with a chainsaw, and cut a hole into the restaurant, PoliceOracle.com reported.
“He sliced a hole in the door, climbed inside and went to his table, but when he grabbed the half-finished dessert he was overpowered by a waiter and handed over to police,” Zlin police spokesman Ales Mergental said.
Police claim after cutting a hole in the restaurant, the offender yelled, “Heeeeere’s Petr!”