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Cross Burning: You’re Doing It Wrong

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

One of the very first sketches on Chappelle’s Show was a hilarious bit about a black white supremacist. Chappelle played the man in the brilliant parody which highlighted the idiocy of KKK members. Sometimes, the idiocy affects would-be victims. Meet LB Williams. He brought out his inner racist last week, by blaming an alleged hate [...]

Thieves Target President’s Burial Site

Monday, November 14th, 2011

Only the lowest of the low – subhumans – would steal something from a cemetery. Only sub-subhumans would steal something from the burial site of President Abraham Lincoln. Yet that’s exactly what happened there recently. Copper thieves have stolen a 3ft sword from Abraham Lincoln’s burial site in Springfield, Illinois. An employee recently noticed that [...]

Whoring Is Fundamental

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

I couldn’t believe this article . . . until I remembered it’s California. [P]rolific porn actress Sasha Grey has caused a storm of controversy after she was invited to an elementary school to read to first and third grade students, some as young as seven. The X-rated star, who has been called the Kobe Bryant [...]


Thursday, November 10th, 2011

(Sorry for the lack of postage, but it’s been a little busy here at home these past two days.) Penn State’s Board of Trustees made the decision to fire Joe Paterno and University President Graham Spanier last night. It was a tough but necessary move. But many students didn’t get that message, immediately lashing out, [...]

Fun Fact: PA Wasn’t Part Of The Wild West

Saturday, November 5th, 2011

An obvious fact? You would think so, but that didn’t stop former Harrisburg Mayor Stephen Reed from trying to bring the Wild West . . . east. If you want to know why Democrat-led cities in my state (and the country) are so frakked up, look no further than this story. Desperate to rid itself [...]

Oregon Woman Is The Bizarro Lady Godiva

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

This may be the strongest argument yet for smiting hippies. Oregon police say they will not file charges against a 21-year-old woman after pictures of her climbing naked inside the carcass of a dead horse surfaced online. Disturbing photos of the Portland-area woman, whose name has not been released, show her small frame soaked in [...]

Woman Claims She Was Raped On MTV Show

Sunday, October 30th, 2011

And believe it or not, the show wasn’t “Jersey Shore.” Tonya Cooley, a cast member on several of MTV’s “Real World/Road Rules” challenges, has filed a lawsuit against MTV, Bunim/Murray Productions, and cast members Kenneth “Kenny” Santucci and Evan Starkman alleging that she was raped while cameras were rolling for 2009’s “The Ruins.” Cooley alleges [...]

It’s Why I’m A Dog Person

Sunday, October 23rd, 2011

I love dogs. I always have, as I have owned them all my life. Cats? What’s the point? Dogs provide companionship without the bad attitude you get from their feline friends. Dogs actually do things, instead of lying around the house coughing up fur balls. And, most importantly, dogs carry rabies. A woman who told [...]

Will We Call It “Goohoo?”

Sunday, October 23rd, 2011

Full disclosure: I’m not a fan of Google. I think it’s grown into a monster, sucking the life from most of the internet. I still use it at times, because at times it is necessary, but I am afraid that no one sees its monopolistic nature. To wit: Google is exploring the possibility of helping [...]

ToyOn: Apply Directly To The Forehead

Monday, October 17th, 2011

Most bachelor parties are not attended by clear-thinking people. That being said, one of the most important skills needed when attending one is knowing when to duck. The best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo. The flying phallus left Darwin architect [...]

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