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It’s Why I’m A Dog Person

By Wyatt Earp | October 23, 2011

I love dogs. I always have, as I have owned them all my life.

Cats? What’s the point?

Dogs provide companionship without the bad attitude you get from their feline friends. Dogs actually do things, instead of lying around the house coughing up fur balls. And, most importantly, dogs carry rabies.

A woman who told her doctor she had a sudden, unbelievable increase in her sex drive died four days later of rabies. The 28-year-old, who lived in India, complained that she felt constantly aroused, sometimes with no stimulation at all.

Trust me, guys; get your woman a dog – and a rabies vaccine for afterward.

Topics: WTF? | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “It’s Why I’m A Dog Person”

  1. Sally Anne Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    Hey, it’s not Halloween yet, don’t be so scary!!! I’m freaking out over here!

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Sally Anne – I’m fairly sure most dogs are scared of a Size 3 Killing Machine.

  3. JT Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    Is that foam in your mouth, or are you glad to see me ?

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

    This post is kinda grim.

  4. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    New meaning to the words…Puppy Uppers?

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 24th, 2011 at 9:45 am

    JT – Well, you could have said “foam in your pants. . . ”

    Jon – As opposed to doggie downers.