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Kelly Clarkson: “I Could Never Be A Lesbian”

By Wyatt Earp | February 4, 2009


Damn. That would have been so hot if she was, though.

LOS ANGELES – Singer Kelly Clarkson, currently at the top of the U.S. pop charts, said on Tuesday she was not a lesbian but sometimes wished she was because “often times men are very hard for me.”

If you just read the highlighted part of that sentence and giggled a little, be afraid: you are just like me!

Clarkson, the first and one of the most successful winners of TV talent show “American Idol”, told AOL’s pop culture news site,, that she was accustomed to being asked if she was secretly gay.

If you also giggled when reading “PopEater” in a celebrity lesbian story, congratulations: you are really just like me! Scary, huh?

“Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I’m like, ‘I’m glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because often times men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.’

“I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date (someone like) myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man,” Clarkson, 26, said. (H/T – )

Well, I’m neither (mentally) stable, nor quiet. Crud.


Topics: Babes | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “Kelly Clarkson: “I Could Never Be A Lesbian””

  1. John D Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    I think I like her better as a brunette.

  2. Bloviating Zeppelin Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Hey cool. Kelly and I have one thing in common: I could never be a lesbian either.


  3. Ed Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Wish I was Younger!
    I am both stable and quiet and Kelly looks good no matter what color her hair is. Ill have to send her an E-mail and try to not sound like I’m stalking her.

  4. Doghouse Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    I’m with John D.

    Wait, maybe I am a lesbian …

  5. Jon Brooks Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    I guess I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    John D – THANK YOU!!! My thoughts exactly.

    BZ – You don’t like girls?

    Ed – Just tell her how much you appreciate her music, and mention you’re a NASCAR fan – even if you’re not. That should at least get a reply.

    Doghouse – That’s hot! Heh.

    Jon – I wish I was trapped in Kelly’s body!

  7. Eric Shelton Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    I can fake being quiet for a while… LOL.

  8. Mike47 Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Male lesbians unite! (Uh, that sounds gay, doesn’t it?) Anyway, I’m a stable kinda guy. My wife thinks I belong in a barnyard. Mebbe I gotta chance wit’ dis chick!

  9. dragonlady474 Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    I giggled at all the highlighted areas, however, I also giggled at the statement, “I need some kind of stable, quiet man”. heh

  10. Snigs Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    I’m sending her my husband. As long as he has a couch, remote and a bag of chips (that could be poured into a bowl where they’d be quieter) he’s quite stable and quiet.

  11. The British Bird Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    shes actually put on a little poundage according to the trash tabloids

  12. brando Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    Kelly is an outstanding vocalist, and even if she was a lesbian or not she is probably an outstanding person as well she gets my attention.