You’ve Got Questions
By Wyatt Earp | June 16, 2009
And hopefully, I have some answers.
I haven’t posted a Q&A here for almost a year. Yeah, that’s pretty sad. So, here’s the deal: Submit your questions in the comments section and I’ll have your (hopefully) funny answers on Thursday. No question is off limits, but try and keep them down to two or three per customer. I spend enough time here already. Heh.
So, let’s get crackin’.
Aaannnddd . . . go.
Topics: Q And A | 13 Comments »
June 16th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Do you know where that phrase “get cracking” orginated?
June 16th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Does light have mass?
June 16th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Using the Uprising of Altair 3 during the reign of the Caltolian Emporer, justify the position of Napoleon’s March into Spain as an 18th Century Allegory of transmutation of certain Ribosomal RNA Reductase Inhibitors. Be Brief, Show all Math, Answer in either Classic Greek or Vulgate Latin. If the latter, adhere to iambic pentameter.
June 16th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
What brand of wrinkle cream does Nancy Pelosi use?
June 16th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
1. What kinds of pranks do you and the other detectives play on each other?
2. Did Vinnie shave his head ahead of the golf outing so no one would have to “hold his hair”?
3. What kind of fun plans do you have for the summer?
4. I assume #2 is a question that can’t really be answered, so I will ask another: Aside from your lovely wife, kids, and career, what is your biggest NON-regret…something that you did that is/was a big impact on your life????? (I just used the question marks because that was supposed to be stated as a question, but I realize it really couldn’t be.)
June 16th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Why did God take Sparky away?
June 16th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
1. Guilty pleasure?
2. Death row last meal (3 courses and desert).
3. Boxers or briefs?
3 1/2. Favorite black and white movie?
June 16th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
1. Which NHL player’s game most resembles your style (and don’t say Gretzky — you’ve been too honest about that before to get away with it)?
2. Should any Supreme Court nominee first have to serve a season as the presiding judge of Eagles court?
3. If you could pick the means for terminating Mumia Abu-Jamal, what would you choose?
June 16th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
What nickname, if any, do you have for your mayor?
June 16th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
What was the funniest arrest you were involved in?
Will this rain ever stop long enough for the ground to dry out?
On a scale of 1-10, how nuts am I working 36 hours/wk “part-time” at McDonald’s?
Will you give your baby a smooch for me? She is too cute.
June 17th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
What was your most embarrassing moment as a police officer, and in your personal life?
June 17th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Some of the greatest questions ever asked :
1. What is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
2. Which is better: conditioner or shampoo?
3. The Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples.
4. Which did you like better, Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?
June 17th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
1. When you’re in the express check-out line at the supermarket, is it considered impolite to threaten to kill the guy in front of you who has an amount due of $3.62, and then pays either by credit card or worse, by personal check?
2. At the same express checkout, why do women pay for their $35.98 order by drilling through their pocket book (including the minuscule change purse therein) for every last, friggin’ penny, when men just whip out a $20 dollar bill for a bottle of Coke? (Heh, I said whip out!)