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Beer Truck Overturns In Vermont

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

NOOOOOOOOOO! This is not happening. This is not happening!!
SWANTON, Vt. – Police say a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of beer overturned in Vermont and closed a highway for several hours.
The truck went off the road Monday morning on Route 78 in Swanton. It rolled over and landed in a swamp on a wildlife [...]

This Week On Boy Vs. Wild

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Chalk up another virtual save for Bear Grylls, the host of the Discovery Channel’s “Man Vs. Wild.” A 9-year old Utah boy used techniques he saw on the show to survive in the wilderness and leave clues for rescuers enroute to his location.
Imagine the tragic consequences if the boy spent his time watching [...]

Hate Mail O’ The Week

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

It is always fun to open the mailbag – in this case, my comments queue – to see what the lunatics have to say. This reader, like most of the folks featured at Hate Mail O’ The Week, probably stumbled upon my blog after looking for ways to make clothing out of hemp. [...]

Sarkozy: Burkas Not Welcome In France

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

The French are finally standing up to people? Ho. Lee. Crap! To be honest, the more I hear from French President Nicolas Sarkozy, the more I like him.
PARIS, France — The French National Assembly announced Tuesday the creation of a inquiry into whether women in France should be allowed to wear [...]

Perez Hilton Bitch Slapped!

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

For the life of me, I cannot figure out if that title is redundant or just just tragically comic. I am leaning toward redundant.
Apparently, Hilton got into a catfight with some members of the musical group the Black Eyed Peas, and in a fantastic case of irony, the self-titled “Queen of All [...]

You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

And when my friends get together to throw a bachelor party, it is a blessed miracle when a drunken fight doesn’t break out.
Saturday night was The Badger’s bachelor party, and while I was only able to attend the second half of the festivities, I witnessed enough hilarity to write a dozen blog posts. Of [...]

Study: Chubby People Live Longer

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Good news, everyone! Jessica Simpson will be with us for a very long time! Heh, I am so going to hell.
Health experts have long warned of the risk of obesity, but a new Japanese study warns that being very skinny is even more dangerous, and that slightly chubby people live longer.
Yeah!!! Take [...]

Iranian Leaders Slam West Over Election

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

As the Iranian protests head into their second week, international pressure is increasing on the government there. Of course, they couldn’t care less, but the protests and riots are beginning to take their toll. So much so, in fact, that the Iranian government is blaming the West for the uprising.
I guess the fact [...]

Cheated NHL Players Are Pucking Mad

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

And after reading this story, I can’t say I blame them.
14 major NHL hockey players are suing a developer named Kenneth Jowdy for allegedly screwing them out of millions of dollars — and then blowing the cash on escorts, strippers and private jet rides for some of the biggest names in Major League Baseball history.
So [...]

FTC Plans To Monitor Blogs For Violations

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Attention bloggers. President Obama’s goon squad is targeting you. I guess he didn’t like the cracks about his big ears and Michelle’s resemblance to Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son. Either way, the Federal Trade Commission is planning to monitor blogs for claims and payments.
Luckily for me, I don’t exactly [...]

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