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Beer Truck Overturns In Vermont

By Wyatt Earp | June 24, 2009

<i>Duffman says, Oh No!</i>

Duffman says, Oh No!

NOOOOOOOOOO! This is not happening. This is not happening!!

SWANTON, Vt. – Police say a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of beer overturned in Vermont and closed a highway for several hours.

The truck went off the road Monday morning on Route 78 in Swanton. It rolled over and landed in a swamp on a wildlife refuge. The crash also knocked down some power lines.

No beer spilled into the swamp. ()

Oh sure, because we can’t have that precious, precious beer “polluting” out environment. THE ENVIRONMENT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER OFF IF IT CONTAINED MORE BEER!!!

Topics: Al-key-hol | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Beer Truck Overturns In Vermont”

  1. Sully Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Oh the humanity….

  2. Doghouse Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    Wonder how many volunteers they had to help clean up the spillage.

  3. John D Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Vermont, eh? I’m sure the Troopers told the driver to clean up that mess, right meow. I wonder if the truck was carrying St. Anky beer.

  4. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Oh my God!! Is everyonebeer ok?!?!

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Thank God it wasn’t vodka.

  6. wagonsux Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    I’d be rolling around in it..

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Sully – I shed a little tear after reading this story.

    Doghouse – I guarantee they were all men.

    Jon – Super Troopers. Always funny, every time I watch it.

    Smite – One can only hope.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Or Captain Morgan!

    Wagonsux – I’d be right there with you! “We need an assist out here! Bring pretzels!”