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Obama Es Muy Caliente!

By Wyatt Earp | April 26, 2009

obama-chavezFor those of you from New Jersey, that means he is very hot – especially when he is visiting dignitaries of Earth’s cesspool, South America.

Last week, the president attended the Summit of the Americas, and all the American voters got was this lousy t-shirt. During his time there – between body boarding and showing off his rock hard . . . abs – Obama suffered such insufferable fools as Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Hillary Clinton. Worse yet, all three of them informed Obama how despicable the United States has become. Can you imagine?

Any hoo, this Summit of the Shenanigans was my topic for this week’s Family Security Matters article. Here’s a sample:

Yes, President Barack Obama is on fire, especially after his highly successful – in his words, anyway – appearance at last week’s Summit of the Americas in Port of Spain, Trinidad. The summit gave Obama the chance to meet and greet several Central and South American leaders, most of whom would like to see him, his policies, and his country fail. Obama’s delegation expressed excitement and “leg tingles” before the meetings, primarily because there would be an open bar. So apparently, the president has no qualms about meeting with people like Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez and Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega, but Rush Limbaugh is an “enemy of the state.” Interesting.

The summit, according to its website, was created to “bring together the Heads of State and Government of the Western Hemisphere to discuss common concerns, seek solutions and develop a shared vision for their future development of the region, be it economic, social or political in nature.” Oh yeah, that will work. And afterward, the leaders can sit around a campfire, roast some marshmallows, and accept each other as “friends” on their Facebook pages.

While most media outlets were barred from entering the actual discussions, insider sources leaked the itinerary and some of the more interesting details. Some of the items on the agenda were quite surprising, since it does not appear that this was strictly a working vacation.

You can read the rest of the awesomeness HERE.

Topics: FSM | 2 Comments »

2 Responses to “Obama Es Muy Caliente!”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    April 27th, 2009 at 9:56 am

    That picture says it all.

  2. MUD Says:
    April 27th, 2009 at 10:38 am

    At least he is doing something that won’t leave us in debt forever.