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Happy Trails!

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

For the last two and a half years, I have enjoyed the title of “Official Satirist” at Family Security Matters. In addition to a weekly article, I have also been responsible for their caption contests. That fantastic voyage ends this week. The busy combination of work and family has taken a tremendous toll on my [...]

Watch Out, Cookie Puss: You’re Next

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

First Lady Michelle Obama is taking a bite out of childhood obesity. I guess that’s more acceptable than taking bites out of children. Obama has created a task force to attack obesity issues, because this is a much larger problem than terrorism or illegal immigration. Michelle’s nonsense is the subject of this week’s Family Security [...]

Jindal All The Way

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

The big news over the past few weeks has been the major oil spill off the coast of Louisiana. Sadly, it has only been a big story for the Obama administration for a week of so. As a result, the leak is approaching catastrophic levels, leading some to ask if this is Obama’s Katrina. The [...]

Illegals Aren’t The Only Scary Aliens

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

According the Stephen Hawking, there are other aliens out there, and they may want to do us harm. Well, more harm than taking landscaping jobs, anyway. I cover Hawking’s premise in this week’s Family Security Matters article. Here’s a snippet: Since the beginning of time, man has wondered if there is life beyond our big [...]

Watch Out, It’s A Cleavalanche!

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

This week, an Iranian cleric claimed that women who wear revealing clothing are responsible for the country’s earthquakes. Apparently, he was serious. Hell, you would think he would blame the fat chicks! One false step, and blammo! 7.5! This much ado about unbuttoning is the subject of my article at Family Security Matters. Here’s a [...]

Call Me When You Have No Class

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

The current economy is taking its toll on everyone. Just the other day, I had to limit myself to two Faberge eggs instead of my usual three. Some people, like the folks in Oregon’s Klamath County School District, have it worse. They are slashing like a modern-day Sweeney Todd. This budgetary brouhaha is the subject [...]

Karzai From The Heat

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

This week, Afghan President Hamid Karzai finally snapped. Maybe it is the constant harassment by the Taliban and the Obama administration. Maybe it the the charges of corruption levied against his regime. Maybe it is his goofy hat. Either way, the president is starting to crack, and that is not good news for anyone in [...]

Deutschland Uber Sledding

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Most people in this country would agree that this winter was colder than a brass monkey. Bitter cold hit much of the United States, and areas of the South – including Texas – saw snow. Snow. In Texas! Naturally, these events refocused the global warming agenda from pokey nipples to damage control. People fled the [...]

Take Two Aspirin And Call Me In Six Months

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

Well, ObamaCare passed, much to half of the country’s chagrin. If you are a liberal, this is probably good news, because “the government” is going to cover all of your cradle-to-the-grave needs. If you are a conservative, this is probably bad news, because someone is going to have to pay for all of this nonsense. [...]

Weekend At Bennie’s

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

Earlier this week, the Obama administration scolded Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu after his country announced they would build more settlements in East Jerusalem. Apparently, the president is more worried about offending Palestinian terrorists than offending a loyal ally. Naturally, the harsh words caused a tear in the usually genial diplomatic relations. This continental rift [...]

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