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Illegals Aren’t The Only Scary Aliens

By Wyatt Earp | May 2, 2010

According the Stephen Hawking, there are other aliens out there, and they may want to do us harm. Well, more harm than taking landscaping jobs, anyway. I cover Hawking’s premise in this week’s Family Security Matters article. Here’s a snippet:

Since the beginning of time, man has wondered if there is life beyond our big blue marble. Are there little green men watching our civilization from afar, and if so, would they ever pay us a visit? One thing is for sure; if aliens decide to reveal themselves, it might not be the best idea to land in Tucson. Arizona’s immigration laws just got tougher, and they have little time for illegal aliens.

Gone are the days when only rubes, rednecks, and Jimmy Carter believed in alien life forms. Now respected, productive citizens are being convinced of the idea. Even members of the academic elite, long shunned for their tweed jackets and their flat caps, are giving credence to the thought of E.T. In fact, somebody should notify Agents Mulder and Scully; Stephen Hawking wants to believe.

Please read the rest of the extra-terrestrial goodness HERE.

Topics: FSM | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Illegals Aren’t The Only Scary Aliens”

  1. Robert B. Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 am

    As usual, Wyatt, a real hoot to read.

    I just hope that if we do get visited by space aliens, they can wait until The Won is unelected and leaves office. Can you imagine how we could explain putting that man in the White House?

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 9:28 am

    Robert B. – Um . . . we were drunk?

  3. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 11:04 am

    “Watch the skies”,
    Scotty, played by Douglas Spencer
    “The Thing from Another World (1951)

    Giant Carrots, not Hot Babes……..

  4. richard mcenroe Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    If Morena Baccarini shows up at my door, pleasepleaseplease tell me what I did to bring her there! I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    LDIV – There’s a carrot joke in there somehwere.

    Richard – You and me both, sir.

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    One aliens invader, is another aliens freedom fighter.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    Jon – Si!