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Jessica Simpson Is Now Banned From SYLG

By Wyatt Earp | May 3, 2010

A drastic move by a man who posts photos of hot babes all week? Hardly.

Jessica Simpson couldn’t contain her excitement about meeting Michelle Obama at the White House Correspondents’ dinner in Washington, D.C., Saturday.

She even told PEOPLE that she wants to be the First Lady. “She’s such an incredible woman, and she’s with such a powerful man,” Simpson said. “Everything she does she exudes confidence,” says the singer. “I’m really just here to celebrate her.”

She’s kidding, right? Is Jessica hitting the sauce along with the chocolate frosted cupcakes now? I’m sorry, but I have no time for Kool-Aid drinking Hollywood moonbats who think Michelle Obama is an “incredible woman.”

Topics: Babes, Politics | 27 Comments »

27 Responses to “Jessica Simpson Is Now Banned From SYLG”

  1. RogerDee Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Minced meat for gray matter. Makes me want to hurl…

  2. Dave Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Bill Clinton just called- What about me? I am a powerful man, and at least Hillary does not look like Chewbacca!

  3. Watuschskie Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Yup – she’s very stupid and getting fat too. Ban her ass!

    Put on some more of those hot and smart Russian Babes.
    Hell, on second thought, they don’t event have to be smart.

  4. RT Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Said by the woman who asked if chicken of the sea was chicken.

  5. Rick Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    There is no cure for stupid.

  6. George Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    BUT SHE is HOT????

  7. CaptainAmerica Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    Plus she only brushes her teeth three times a week.

  8. Randal Graves Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    The same with her hair.

  9. Ralph Short Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    Hey people, she must be unique, the hospital she worked for until Obama was elected apparently cannot replace her even with a hefty $200m annual salary. In fact I read somewhere the position was eliminated. They simply gave up looking for a replacement. I mean there are only a few people who can help to obtain millions in earmarks from a Senator. Don’t believe that rumor that just because she was the wife of the senator providing the earmarks that had anything to do with it.

    Oh, I forgot, this is Chicago type politics we are talking about.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 3rd, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    RogerDee – I’ve always liked her and always stood up for her because I thought she was just a ditz that meant well. Apparently, she took a turn for the worse.

    Dave – I’m sure she likes him and Jimmah Carter now, too. It’s the Hollywood way.

    Watuschskie – I’m intimidated by smart women. The one I married is much smarter than I am. Although, she did marry me . . .

    RT – One of the greatest lines of all time.

    Rick – How about a 2×4 across the head?

    George – Even chunky, I always thought she was hot. Maybe I need a new eyeglass prescription.

    Captain – I saw that story. Bizarre.

    Randal – Ouch!

    Ralph – I disagree with Obama on a lot of things, but I don’t think he’s intentionally mean. Petty? Yes, but not mean. Michelle? I really think she’s a bitch.

  11. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 12:24 am

    Just for those of you who think she’s HOT.

    Up close and personal, I can assure you, she’s NOT that hot.

    And dumb as a bag of hair.

  12. MrCaniac Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 12:28 am

    Wow. As a Redskins fan it pains me to say this, but I have a new found respect for Tony Romo dumping this skank.

  13. Fenway_Nation Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 3:20 am

    As a Redskins fan it pains me to say this

    Starting Quarterback for your Washington Redskins, Donovan McNabb!

    Oh…wait. That wasn’t what you meant?

    So you’re banning MENSA poster-girl Jessica Simpson, Wyatt? Who do you think you are? Charles Johnson?

  14. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 6:27 am

    It’s about time!
    She’s a mouth breather.

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 8:09 am

    RAPH – Hot and dumb is sometimes good. In this case, not so much.

    MrCaniac – I like Romo personally. He seems like a decent sort. Wish he wore Broncos orange, though.

    Fenway_Nation – My hair isn’t long enough to deserve a ponytail. Plus, I’m not batshit crazy.

    Mrs. Crankipants – And probably a window licker.

  16. Robbie Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 8:55 am

    I think the peroxide and Twinkies have gone to her head.

  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Robbie – And they took the express train.

  18. metoo Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    This is the same chick who is addicted to Nicorette gum but has never smoked. Someone accidently gave her a piece and it was such a “party in her mouth” and she was so full of energy that she bought her own and can’t stop. She should come with a duct tape warning!

  19. bob (either orr) Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    O. Jessica Simpson.

  20. Kate Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    “…..and she’s with such a powerful man,”

    Uh….whut? She doesn’t even rate as a dim bulb. Her’s burnt out a long time ago.

  21. BillN Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Nah Robbie the twinkies went to her ass.

  22. JT Says:
    May 4th, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    When I read the title, I thought the a/c leak had turned you into Captain Queeg.

    After reading the content….

    Ok… I’m in.

    Poop on her.

  23. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 9:40 am

    MeToo – Are you serious? Is she retarded???

    Bob – Maybe we can put her in jail for being an idiot?

    Kate – And his poll numbers are dropping faster than Jessica’s breasts. Ba-zing!

    BillN – A moment on the lips . . .

    JT – Yeah, it takes a special type of person to get the ban here. Jessica qualifies.

  24. metoo Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 9:48 am

    Yes, I am serious. It was during an interview with Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. You need to watch the clip. She is a complete dodo. Wait, that is an insult to the bird.

  25. Kate Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Still trying to figure out how a “she” can be a “powerful man”. :?

    Oh, and here’s a few ladies to choose from to replace the bimbo. :D

  26. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    MeToo – Oh, for Pete’s sake!

    Kate – You ma’am, are the greatest hero in American history!

  27. Kate Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 12:38 pm