Archive for April, 2009
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Thursday, April 30th, 2009And apparently, the editors were drinking Hurricane when they made some of their decisions. Don’t believe me? Read the story and tell me I’m wrong. LOS ANGELES – Breast cancer survivor Christina Applegate made the cover of People magazine’s 100 most beautiful people issue on Wednesday in a list that welcomed newcomers U.S. first lady [...]
Sean Penn, Robin Wright Penn Separating
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Oh, that’s a shame. Bawahahahahaha!!! Although they tried to work things out, another A-list Hollywood couple is calling it quits. Sean Penn has filed for legal separation from his wife of 13 years, Robin Wright Penn, court papers filed last week in Marin County, Calif., show. Bawahahahahaha!!! Eat it, Spicoli! The actor is seeking joint [...]
Janet Napolitano: Idiotus In Extremus
Thursday, April 30th, 2009You know, I almost feel sorry for Homeland Security Disgrace Director Janet Napolitano. She is so completely out of her league in that position that it isn’t even funny. Okay, it is funny, but not “Ha, ha” funny. For someone who used to be the governor of Arizona, this broad has absolutely ZERO clue as [...]
Tyra Banks Testifies Against Stalker
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Obviously, most stalkers are creepy, but this guy seems to go above and beyond the term. Supermodel Tyra Banks says she feared for her safety when she learned that her accused stalker had entered the Manhattan building where she tapes her TV show. Banks testified Wednesday at the New York trial of Brady Green. The [...]
Akron Topless Dancer Was Only 14
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Was she hot? Kidding, kidding, don’t send me hate mail! AKRON, Ohio – Police say a 14-year-old girl who was dancing topless at an Akron strip club when they raided the bar was in protective custody yesterday. What is going on in Akron, Ohio? Akron police conducted the raid Friday night at the Playhouse bar [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009April 29, 1429 – Joan of Arc Relieves Orleans During the Hundred Years’ War, the 17-year-old French peasant Joan of Arc leads a French force in relieving the city of Orleans, besieged by the English since October. At the age of 16, “voices” of Christian saints told Joan to aid Charles, the French dauphin, in [...]
Arlen Specter Defects To The Democrats
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009And this is shocking news why? WASHINGTON — Veteran Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter switched from the Republican to the Democratic Party on Tuesday, saying he has found himself increasingly “at odds with the Republican philosophy.” Of course he was at odds with them. Specter had been a RINO (Republican In Name Only) for over 20 [...]
True Detective Stories
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Nice, huh? This was the scene that greeted us in the division on Monday morning. Apparently, when the city said they were going to renovate our building, they didn’t say that they were going to demolish it . . . during the day . . . while we were working! The department, in its infinite [...]
Hollywood’s Best Natural Bikini Bods
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Natural, fake, whatever. It’s all good to me. In Hollywood, there are two kinds of people: those who have been nipped and tucked, and those who go au natural. Both require a certain faith. One trusts that her plastic surgeon knows what he’s doing. The other believes that what God gave you is as good [...]
Because I Feel Like Blowing Stuff Up
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Carry on.
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