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Akron Topless Dancer Was Only 14

By Wyatt Earp | April 30, 2009


Was she hot? Kidding, kidding, don’t send me hate mail!

AKRON, Ohio – Police say a 14-year-old girl who was dancing topless at an Akron strip club when they raided the bar was in protective custody yesterday.

What is going on in Akron, Ohio?

Akron police conducted the raid Friday night at the Playhouse bar and arrested four dancers.

Police Lt. Rick Edwards says officers saw some dancers make contact with customers, but not the 14-year-old. He says the club is not licensed as a sexually oriented business. (LINK)

What the Hell does that mean? A strip club is not licensed as a sexually oriented business? That would be akin to claiming that a hospital is not licensed as a medical care business!

I feel pity for Akron, Ohio. Angie Everhart is rolling over in her grave! Heh.

Topics: WTF? | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Akron Topless Dancer Was Only 14”

  1. Bitter American Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 12:28 am

    That’s a story I’d expect out of Phoenixville! Hehe!

  2. Doghouse Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 10:10 am

    Surely she wasn’t, um, qualified?

  3. proof Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    “the Playhouse bar”

    This isn’t a franchise of PeeWee’s, is it?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Bitter American – Or Coatesville.

    Doghouse – I cannot see how she could be . . . unless she was a really early bloomer?

    Proof – No, then it would be stocked with pr0n vids.