By Wyatt Earp | April 30, 2009
And apparently, the editors were drinking Hurricane when they made some of their decisions.
Don’t believe me? Read the story and tell me I’m wrong.
LOS ANGELES – Breast cancer survivor Christina Applegate made the cover of People magazine’s 100 most beautiful people issue on Wednesday in a list that welcomed newcomers U.S. first lady Michelle Obama and “Twilight” heart-throb Robert Pattinson.
Michelle Obama, who has achieved celebrity status and has wowed the world as a fashion icon, made the list for the first time.
“I had a father and a brother who thought I was beautiful, and they made me feel that way every single day,” Obama told the magazine.
Sorry Michelle, but your father was either blind or just trying to make you feel better. Blecch!
Also included in a “Barack’s Beauties” section were White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and others. (H/T – )
Okay, regular readers of SYLG know full well my distaste for Michelle Obama. Personally, I think she is a severe-looking woman, but if People disagrees, then so be it.
But Rahm Emanuel? Are they smoking crack? This guy is a dead ringer for Boris Karloff! See?
Heh, it’s creepy, ain’t it?