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Sean Penn, Robin Wright Penn Separating

By Wyatt Earp | April 30, 2009

<i>God, he is such a tool.</i>

God, he is such a tool.

Oh, that’s a shame. Bawahahahahaha!!!

Although they tried to work things out, another A-list Hollywood couple is calling it quits. Sean Penn has filed for legal separation from his wife of 13 years, Robin Wright Penn, court papers filed last week in Marin County, Calif., show.

Bawahahahahaha!!! Eat it, Spicoli!

The actor is seeking joint physical and legal custody of their children, daughter Dylan, 18 and son Hopper, 15. He is also requesting that the court not award any spousal support to Wright Penn. The papers show the couple separated on April 23. (H/TPeople Magazine)

Best birthday present I could ever receive! Robin probably realized that her husband is a big bag of douche. Good for her.

Topics: Snarkasm | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Sean Penn, Robin Wright Penn Separating”

  1. Doghouse Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Forrest threatened to take him out for messing with Jenny.

  2. RobD Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Umm, why would he seek custody of his 18 y/o daughter? Is not 18 still an adult in California?

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Hmmm, Madonna is single again….

  4. Lisa Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    Penn looks more and more like a cheesy pimp with each passing day. And is that a Members Only jacket he’s wearing?

  5. GroovyVic Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Jenny needs to go back to Greenbow, Alabama!

  6. dorkelina Says:
    May 1st, 2009 at 5:38 am

    I almost spit all over my keys when I read “Eat it, Spicoli!” Sheesh, hahaha.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Doghouse – Run, Sean, run!

    RobD – As far as I know, 18 = adult there. Creepy.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Oh, let’s not revisit that unholy union.

    Lisa – Yeah, he must ne the last member.

    GroovyVic – And while she’s there, she should have a sammich!

    Dorkelina – Thank you, I’ll be here all week! Have the pizza!