Archive for April, 2009
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Tuesday, April 28th, 2009Once again, a fatal shooting involving a police officer occurred in my division. We’re kind of busy that way. I was working when this happened, and I can assure you that this was a good shoot. The toad wrestled for and gained control of an officer’s pistol before being shot and killed by another officer. [...]
It’s Official: Obama Is Bigger Than Jesus
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009And even Jesus didn’t have publicity like this guy. On his 100th day in office, President Obama will be “crowned” in messianic imagery at New York City’s Union Square. Artist Michael D’Antuono’s painting “The Truth” – featuring Obama with his arms outstretched and wearing a crown of thorns upon his head – will be unveiled [...]
Woman Hires Stripper For Reunion
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009Now before you go nuts, the woman hired the stripper to take her place. Zaniness follows. LOS ANGELES – Comedy writer Andrea Wachner hated the idea of going to her 10-year high school reunion so much that she hired a stripper to go instead, and what followed, she says, was a comical study in human [...]
Zulay Henao: Hotter Than She Sounds
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009What kind of name is “Zulay,” anyhow? That’s worse than Sssteve! Colombian beauty Zulay Henao may be the star of the new underground brawling flick “Fighting” and a former army solider, but this stunner is hardly the violent type. “The only real fight I’ve ever been in was when I was 14, and it involved [...]
Man Shot, Killed By Police After Mall Attack
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009Just when you thought it was safe to shop at Chess King . . . What? Come on, no one who reads this blog remembers Chess King? Classic 80′s clothes? Miami Vice Central?? Parachute pants??? I guarantee you that GroovyVic remembers Chess King. Maybe RT, too. Ugh, forget it, just read the story . . [...]
White House To NYC: Drop Dead
Monday, April 27th, 2009Note to the jackasses in the Obama administration: Low-flying airliners over the Manhattan skyline without notifying the public can lead to hysteria. Maybe next time, you folks could create a photo op somewhere else? You know, like a city that wasn’t attacked by two low-flying jetliners!!! Idiots. NEW YORK — A White House official apologized [...]
Italian Cruise Ship Repels Pirates
Monday, April 27th, 2009Of course it did. Everyone on board was armed with at least a .22! The captain of an Italian cruise ship foiled an attack by pirates off the coast of Somalia on Saturday by ordering his security crew to fire back, Italy’s ANSA news agency reported. Six armed pirates in a speedboat attacked the ship, [...]
Tales Of The Redhead (Boy)
Monday, April 27th, 2009* Since Julia arrived, I had to clarify the redhead status. Both Kyle (8) and Julia (4 mos) are redheads. My bad. So, after last week’s lacrosse game, Kyle said his feet really hurt. The missus checked his cleats and they looked fine. Besides, they are not even a year old. She then looked at [...]
Zoe Saldana Wears Men’s Underwear
Monday, April 27th, 2009Why do I think that’s still pretty hot? She’s about to blow up big-time as the hottie in the upcoming “Star Trek,” but it turns out that Zoe Saldana (who is featured on the May cover of Women’s Health magazine which hits the stands today) has a few well, interesting underwear-related habits … Here’s an [...]
Reason #8,199 Why I Love NASCAR
Monday, April 27th, 2009Witness the closing lap of today’s Aaron’s 499 at Talladega Superspeedway: Was the crash kickass? Absolutely. But the reason why I love NASCAR so much is that Carl Edwards walked away from that wreck. They do their best to keep the drivers (and the fans) as safe as possible. Just don’t expect to see me [...]
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