Archive for April, 2009
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Sunday, April 26th, 2009So, I spent last night over at Randal graves’ place for our pseudo-semi-annual Earp Family Game Night. A few times a year, I get together with my brother, sister, and cousins (and their significant others) to play board games, enjoy a few adult beverages, and have some fun. (For the record, I didn’t [...]
Americans Told To Wear Masks For Swine Flu
Sunday, April 26th, 2009Can we pick who should wear the masks and who should not? I mean, if anyone needs to wear a mask, it’s someone like Sandra Oh. Yikes, she is a scary looking woman.
Of course, on the flip side, someone like Paris Hilton should go mask-free. Hopefully, she’ll catch the flu [...]
Obama Es Muy Caliente!
Sunday, April 26th, 2009For those of you from New Jersey, that means he is very hot – especially when he is visiting dignitaries of Earth’s cesspool, South America.
Last week, the president attended the Summit of the Americas, and all the American voters got was this lousy t-shirt. During his time there – between body boarding and showing [...]
“Mess USA” Tara Conner Is Back
Sunday, April 26th, 2009And apparently, she is less crazy now. Good for you, Tara!
Former ‘Mess USA’ Tara Conner Faces Her Demons Again: But Does She Regret the One Million Dollars From Playboy?
As we’ve learned this week, pageants are full of drama — but for some, the fairytale doesn’t begin until the crown has been handed over.
Tara Conner [...]
Benjamin Franklin Letters Discovered
Saturday, April 25th, 2009Okay, this is a story that should interest every American.
LONDON, England — An American professor doing research in London stumbled across a series of previously unknown letters written by, to, and about Benjamin Franklin, a stunning find that sheds new light on early U.S. history.
The collection of 47 letters are hand-written copies made 250 years [...]
Obama’s House Lady Still Struggling
Saturday, April 25th, 2009Remember Henrietta Hughes, the woman who begged Barack Obama for a home, money, and a fabulous new car?
“I have an urgent need, unemployment and homelessness, a very small vehicle for my family and I to live in,” she said. “The housing authority has two years’ waiting lists, and we need something more than [...]
Philadelphia Drops The Ball Again
Saturday, April 25th, 2009If there is anything consistent about my hometown, it is this: Almost every time you expect us to shine, we ultimately fail miserably. Our athletes always compete, yet it takes us three decades to win a major sports championship. Our politicians promise to serve we, the people, yet they usually find their way [...]
Joanna Krupa Talks Swimsuits
Saturday, April 25th, 2009And of course, I am listening. I mean, it’s only polite to listen to one of the most beautiful supermodels in the world, and far be it for me to be rude to someone. Heh.
Swimsuit supermodel Joanna Krupa is teaming up with NFL bad boy Terrel Owens for ABC’s new all-celeb prime-time reality-show [...]
Doofenshmirtz Evil, Incorporated!
Saturday, April 25th, 2009One of the cool things about being a parent is that you can get away with watching kids’ shows without looking like a dork. I’m a pretty big fan of SpongeBob SquarePants and Star Wars: The Clone Wars, but my favorite show on television today is Disney’s Phineas and Ferb.
Here’s a sample clip, with [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, April 24th, 2009Don’t Tackle Me, Bro! Caption Contest
(Source: AFP)
Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 27th. Good luck!
Original Caption: A streaker is seen being tackled by police during a rugby match in Palmerston North. An owner of [...]