Live With Regis And Kelly And Wyatt
By Wyatt Earp | December 9, 2010
So, yesterday was a pretty good day at the blog. I had what we in the business call a “hit-alanche.” Apparently, Kelly Ripa fractured her hip the other day while exercising. What is she 80? What kind of person is so fragile that they just break bones at the drop of . . . Hold on a second, I have to adjust my splint . . . at the drop of a hat? It’s ridiculous.
The hit-alanche started yesterday at noon, when 1,990 people stopped by that hour. The ride continued throughout the day, and I finished with 11,454 hits for the day. I wanted to let you all know that I appreciate it. Lord knows you can be reading much better blogs than this, especially since some of my recent posts have been as lame as FDR. Too soon?
Any hoo, I figured since Kelly helped me land so many hits, I could post a photo of her Latin husband as well.
I hear some chicks like this guy. Not sure why . . .
We now return to your regularly scheduled blog. And thanks again!
Topics: Babes | 13 Comments »
December 9th, 2010 at 7:36 am
Wyatt taking your hit counter below and getting a monthly average of 20,523 hits per month so far, you will reach 1 billion in the year 6070 so hang in there.
December 9th, 2010 at 11:29 am
Jon – Great, with the new wonder drugs out there this is attainable!
December 9th, 2010 at 11:38 am
* blinks self into coma *
Which reminds me, Bed, Bath & Beyond is having a sale.
Thanks.
December 9th, 2010 at 11:46 am
Mrs. Crankipants – Yeah, they look really soft in the photo. Um, the towels, I mean.
December 9th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Why don’t they have lights in their bathroom?
December 9th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – To have the mood continually set to “sexy?”
December 9th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Understandable since his wife looks like sun-dried pork rinds.
December 9th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Me-ow!!!
December 9th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Maybe if she ate something, she’d have some muscle built around that hip.
December 9th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
That’s actually a good picture of her, but she’s too thin for my game. I’d still hit it though, Just sayin…
December 10th, 2010 at 1:44 am
She does have a nice rack.
December 10th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
RT – Looks fine to me.
Captain – Who wouldn’t you hit?
Skip – And really, isn’t that the best part of a woman?
December 12th, 2010 at 1:07 am
And the people around me keep telling me that exercising is good for you. Lose weight, feel better so on and so on.
It’s a bunch of Barbra Streisand, case for the fact of Kelly Ripa fractured her hip while exercising.