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Mariah Carey Is Expecting

By Wyatt Earp | December 17, 2010

How desperate am I to post a pic of a babe that I am resorting to

Okay, in fairness, some of Carey’s music is listenable – especially her “All I Want For Christmas” remake. And her husband, Nick Cannon, seems like a pretty nice, non-thuggish guy. I mean, I hate the man because he gets to tap Mariah Carey every night, but to the victor go the spoils.

Rat fink.

Mariah Carey is going to be a mom twice over. Nick Cannon announced on his radio show Thursday that his wife is expecting twins.

Said Cannon on New York’s 92.3 station: “I haven’t even told my wife I doing this so I’m probably gonna get yelled at for not getting permission. … We are having twins!”

Good luck with that. As a father of four, my misery loves company.

Topics: Babes | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Mariah Carey Is Expecting”

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 17th, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    Not to worry, this army of kids will be raised by the finest nannies money can buy. Someone told her that babies puke and piss on their moms, right?

    Again with the 15 year old photo! I hate to break it to you, but she’s looking more and more like Aretha Franklin everyday.

  2. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    December 17th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    Does ANYBODY really care?


  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 17th, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Hey, I’m tired and cranky. I deserve some young, hot Mariah today!

    LDIV – Um . . . no, probably not.

  4. Old NFO Says:
    December 17th, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Not me… her voice is so high I don’t even hear it… :-(

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 17th, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    Old NFO – But the dogs just love her!

  6. cbullitt Says:
    December 18th, 2010 at 12:02 am

    Wyatt, always check the atlas. It was Milla Jovovich’s birthday today.
    Yeah, I missed it too–but I was distracted by the Playboy Tron babes I posted.
    Hey, one of them’s a Ruskie. I was close.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 18th, 2010 at 8:42 am

    cbullit – And close only counts in hand grenades and babes.

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