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Topless Coffee Shop Burns Down

By Wyatt Earp | June 4, 2009

grand-view-topless-coffeeYou sons of bitches! After posting the original story four months ago, I planned my vacation around this place. And now you maniacs blew it up?

Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!

On a serious note, it’s an absolute miracle that no one was injured.

In the end, a coffee shop in Vassalboro, Maine, that gained national attention for its topless waiters and waitresses simply proved too hot — the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop burned to the ground early Wednesday morning.

A state fire official said it was arson.

That’s a frakkin’ disgrace, but not a surprise.

The blaze consumed the risque, small-town business shortly after midnight, said Vassalboro Fire Chief Eric Rowe. He described the flames as “severe” and said the building was a “total loss.”

“I really liked it here,” waitress Krista Macentyre said after learning the cause of the fire. “We weren’t hurting anyone. I don’t know why someone would do something like this.”

Because some people - especially in Maine - are too prudish to allow an establishment like this survive in their fair community. No one cares about the Constitution, no one cares about the jobs lost, and apparently, no one cares about the children:

An ambulance crew returning to Belfast, Maine, noticed the fire around 1 a.m., waking Crabtree and six others, including two 4-month-old infants, according to McCausland. (H/T - CNN)

Two 4-month old infants. Despicable. I hope the doer is found and punished.

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6 Responses to “Topless Coffee Shop Burns Down”

  1. Got matches Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Its good noone was hurt.
    Its even better that this place burned to the ground.

    There is nothing more beautiful than to see a sleazy hell hole reduced to a pile of ashes.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Got Matches - Wow, that’s pretty ignorant.

  3. Dano Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Got Matches - Sleazy hell hole? It wasn’t a Starbucks.

  4. Ryan Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Well, you could come out to Seattle for a cup of joe and visit Cowgirls Espresso. Not topless, but they do bikini’s and have theme days like Schoolgirl Thursdays and Fantasy Fridays.

    I’ll just leave this here:

  5. Alan B Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 4:17 am

    Maybe one of the customers liked his coffee dark roasted?

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Dano - Ha!

    Ryan - Schoolgirl Thursday. Me likey!

    Alan B - Very roasted!