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Dinara Safina: Let Her Eat Cake

By Wyatt Earp | January 31, 2009

<i>Tennis anyone?</i>

Tennis anyone?

And if she doesn’t want chocolate cake, I have some beefcake for her right here. Heh.

MELBOURNE – Russia’s Dinara Safina says she will indulge herself with some chocolate cake if she wins her first Grand Slam in Saturday’s Australian Open final against Serena Williams.

The third seed has undergone a punishing diet and exercise regime over the past year and is in the best shape of her life as she prepares to contest the decider at Melbourne Park.

But the 22-year-old’s burning desire for a Grand Slam breakthrough which would make her number one in the world sits alongside her hunger for a simple slice of chocolate cake.

Safina said she normally never touched chocolate but would make an exception if she beat Williams because she would deserve a treat.

“To win on Saturday and to be number one in the world, then I’ll go and buy chocolate cake,” she said. (H/T – )

Okay, I like Safina because she’s cute, but I am also rooting for her because Serena Williams is a pampered crybaby scumbag.

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7 Responses to “Dinara Safina: Let Her Eat Cake”

  1. mare Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    “Serena Williams is a pampered crybaby scumbag.”

    Too true. And her dad is a psycho.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Mare – Agree. Sadly Williams crushed Safina today. That’s okay, Dinara honey, you can still have some cake . . .

  3. JumpOut Says:
    February 1st, 2009 at 4:19 am

    What is it with with Russian tennis players? Kournikova, Safina, and Sharapova may be three of the hottest women in sports ever. It’s not like Russia has a reputation for having lots of hot chicks.

  4. Ky Person Says:
    February 1st, 2009 at 6:04 am

    I saw some of that match. Serena is looking very….manly. That woman has muscles on her muscles, and the most receding hairline I’ve seen in a long time. Weaves and beads are very hard on the hair.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 1:50 am

    JumpOut – I live in a neighborhood with a large Russian population. Some look absolutely brutal, but most of them are very attractive. Seriously.

    Ky person – Oh yeah, she’s a shoe-in for a fright mask.

  6. Jade Says:
    July 1st, 2009 at 8:43 am

    Omg u guys are so harsh!! The william sisters are legends in tennis!! However i must say i’m a true basketball fan rather than tennis but after going to wimbledon and watching Safina play I have become a tennis phanatic! I think she’s awsome and has a great physique! The girl deserves a break and a huge bit of chocolate cake ha!

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    September 8th, 2009 at 8:02 pm

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