Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | January 30, 2009
Cookie Criminal Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 2nd.
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT
Photoshop Entries:
Cowboy Blob
Top Ten Entries:
10. G is for GUN! That’s good enough for me! – Snigs
9. “…and so I sez to them, ‘why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Pink is a sissy color, why can’t I be Mr. White or Mr. Blue’…me an’ my big mouth!” – Bill Shaw
8. 24 finally jumped it’s last shark in Season 19. – The Man
7. John quickly learned that you never stiff ho’s that work for the Nookie Monster. – JimmyB
6. I can haz cooookies!!! – Lee P.
5. Glockie Monster! – Deathlok
4. Say “Elmo” one more time Mother******. – The Badger
3. Whack me Cookie Monster never quite caught on like Ticke Me Elmo. – Rodney Dill
2. Sesame Street: The Movie, a Quentin Tarantino film. – John D
WINNER! – B.C.’s Vice Photoshop
(Other photoshops are below the fold.)
Topics: Caption Contest | 39 Comments »
Gimme the damn Coookies!
Where are the thin mints, sucka
“…and so I sez to them, ‘why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Pink is a sissy color, why can’t I be Mr. White or Mr. Blue’…me an’ my big mouth!”
Say what again!!!!!
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Seconds later, a cop in dressed in a pink gorilla suit burst thru the door and took the Cookie Monster into custody….
*singing*
C is for cookie, and this is a robbery
Excuse me, did I break your concentration….
“Say ‘what’ again, motherf*cker!”…
Sesame Street: The Movie, a Quentin Tarantino film.
In a bid to make the IRS friendlier, Obama allowed it’s agents to go casual on Friday’s.
24 finally jumped it’s last shark in Season 19.
“Me want COOKIES! Give me COOKIES or me KILL you!”
G is for GUN! That’s good enough for me!
Wyatt Earp (pre-diet days) keeping his guests away from the snacks at his own Super Bowl party.
Glockie Monster!
With the departure of Big Bird’s longtime friend, Cookie Monster tries to takeover the Moniker of Sesame Street’s
“Snuffy!”
Say “Elmo” one more time Mother******.
Cookies bitch!
“Elmo sick of the Palestinians hijacking cartoon characters for jihad.”
chsw
“You have until 3 to tell me where you hid my teeth.”
chsw
I said I just FORGOT the cookies, dude!
I can haz cooookies!!!
The original concept for “Blue Velvet” was discarded,when Dennis Hopper refused to wear the suit.
“Silly me. I forgot to introduce myself. Mitch Rapp. It’s perfectly okay to squeal.”
Screw the cookies! Me want MACAROOOOOOOOOONS!
Apologies to all who may have already said any of the ideas that I came up with for the ShopJobs™ that I’ve been sending to Wyatt. Y’all can have the spectacular grand prize that Wyatt hands out, should I be lucky enough to win. (I’ll have to remember to check here before going off on a ShopJobbin’™ spree, next time.)
[...] Wyatt [...]
“I ate all the hash brownies. Now gimme the fucking cookies!!!!”
Gun loaded, pussy! Gimme cookie now! I smell cookie,..no,..I smell doo-doo!
STAY AWAY,from Miss Piggy!…….or I’m gonna WASTE yo ASS.
“You best not tell me there ain’t no mother******* cookies in this mother******* house!”
“Yeah. I’m mad… at the toy factory Elmo got all the test tickles.”
Whack me Cookie Monster never quite caught on like Ticke Me Elmo.
[...] Wyatt Earp just wants some cookies. [...]
Little Debbie’s Fudgies only inflamed his unnatural appetites; now Cookie Monster demands Ernie’s Twinkie.
Nuts or no nuts?
John quickly learned that you never stiff ho’s that work for the Nookie Monster.
Thanks for the third.
You got to the judging early.
I wuz gonna add.
“You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f*cked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to f*ckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
Great picture.
Thanks, Wyatt! I’m goin’ to Disney World®! (Actually, it’s too damned crowded this time of year, what with all those damned Yankees running around like sun-starved cockroaches all over the place.)
I’m going to put all of the prize money into a college fund for the Princess.