Category Archives: Caption Contest

Caption Contest Winners

Cryophil Winter Swimmers

The Cold Man And The Sea Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. It was difficult to tell on whom the move to Hoth was hardest: Jabba, or his slave girls. – Matt L.
4. SHRINKAGE!!!! – Rodney Dill
3. Canadians enjoy their July long weekend. – Jenn
2. Three-way by the freeway. – Proof

WINNER! – “Nadia, you and Vlad need to switch places for me to enjoy this!” – Metoo

Weekend Caption Contest

Cryophil Winter Swimmers

The Cold Man And The Sea Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 14th. Good luck!

Original Caption: Members of the Cryophil winter swimmers club sunbathes as they sit on an ice floe on the Yenisei River in Krasnoyarsk, Russia, April 9, 2014. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin

Other Current Contests:
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
Wizbang

Caption Contest Winners

Christine Lagarde

The Remain Calm, All Is Well Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. This is a press conference. The last thing I want to do is answer questions. – Mel P.
4. Christine recalls her first encounter with President Bill Clinton. – Proof
3. Invisible Wall of Shame – Rodney Dill
2. “Whoa!!! I’ll take a question from that girl in the back row who just did that amazing thing with the ping pong balls…” – Sully

WINNER! – “Wyatt put your clothes back on!!!” – Mollie

Weekend Caption Contest

Christine Lagarde

Remain Calm, All Is Well Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 7th. Good luck!

Original Caption: International Monetary Fund Managing Director Christine Lagarde speaks about the global economy at the Johns Hopkins School of Advanced International Studies in Washington April 2, 2014. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
Wizbang

Caption Contest Winners

Chicago Subway Derailment

The We’re Riding On The Escalator Of Death Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Up the stairs. To the left. One cross each.” – Richard D.
4. Joe Biden drives his Amtrak train home for the weekend. – Veeshir
3. The Obamacare whistle stop tour was momentarily delayed in Chicago, said its conductor, Kathleen Sebelius. – Proof
2. “Silver Streak to Chicago, All aboard!!!” – Sully

WINNER! – RamtrakRodney Dill

Weekend Caption Contest

Chicago Subway Derailment

We’re Riding On The Escalator Of Death Caption Contest
(Source: CNN)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 31st. Good luck!

Original Caption: A commuter train car lies halfway up an escalator at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport station after derailing early Monday, March 24. More than 30 people were hurt, according to Chicago police, but the injuries weren’t considered to be life-threatening.

Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
Wizbang

Caption Contest Winners

Mickey Gets Jacked

The Crappiest Place On Earth Caption Contest has ended. This was the best group of comments we’ve had in a very long time. My apologies to those who didn’t crack the top five. Heh, heh, “crack.”

Top Five Entries:
5. Gun buybacks: Just another Mickey Mouse government program that doesn’t work. – John D
4. Fed up with Lebanese copyright violators, Disney starts the rumor that Mickey is a Jew with predictable results. – Sean D Sorrentino
3. After seeing Russia’s success in annexing Crimea, Compton decides to annex Anaheim. – Ingineer66
2. Beirut Disney introduces a new character Busta Capp. – Proof

WINNER! – “Say what again!” – CO-MC-50

Weekend Caption Contest

Mickey Gets Jacked

The Crappiest Place On Earth Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 24th. Good luck!

Original Caption: A Syrian refugee boy points a plastic toy pistol at a man in a Mickey Mouse costume on the first day of Eid al-Adha at a park in Beirut, Lebanon October 26, 2012. REUTERS/Jamal Saidi

Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
Wizbang

Caption Contest Winners

Reagan Photobomb

The Little Gippersnapper Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. The democrats are coming! The democrats are coming! – Kari McCrane
4. A young Jay Carney learns what it is like to tell the truth in the White House, vows never to do it again. – Ingineer66
3. Poor Timmy thought he was going to be shot by a Ronald “Ray-Gun.” – Uncle Ray
2. Little Billy always knew he would be a Democrat until they took him to the White House for his exorcism. – Jon Brooks

WINNER! – Cole thought seeing dead people was scary, until he got a glimpse of a future Obama presidency.Proof