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Caption Contest Winners

Terror Mow

The War On Weeds Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “If that idiot neighbor Wilson sticks the top of his head over the fence one more time.” – MelP
4. The east lawn at the White House isn’t what it used to be. – Ingineer66
3. Jihad? No. Jihedge. – Matt L.
2. Nothing runs like a Jadeer. – Rodney Dill

WINNER! – “Damn Jew grass!!!!”Veeshir

Caption Contest Winners

Watch Your StepThe Watch That Slipstream Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Hey guys! I can see my house from here!” – Richard D.
4. “Nobody move. I lost my contact lens.” – Mollie
3. “Make sure you secure the Generals Corvette before we dangle it for the fly by… or it’ll wreck the prank…” – Rodney Dill
2. “Something’s wrong with the tow line, guys! I can’t see the president anymore!” – Proof

WINNER! – “As God as my witness, I thought gingers could fly…”Sully

Caption Contest Winners

Obama Meets A Horse

The Obama Gets Off His High Horse Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. California Chrome meets D.C. Rust – Mike47
4. Horse meets horses ass… – Sully
3. Obama warmly greets his sister-in-law and inquires after the rest of Michelle’s family. – Proof
2. Shaking hands with Secretariat of State. – Rodney Dill

WINNER! – Sarah Jessica Parker shows her support for POTUS.Veeshir

Weekend Caption Contest

Obama Meets A Horse

Obama Gets Off His High Horse Caption Contest
(Source: Business Insider)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, July 14th. Good luck!

Original Caption: A person in a horse head mask waits to meet the president in Colorado.

Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
Wizbang

Caption Contest Winners

MuricaThe ‘Murica Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Pansy ass commie bastard….war on women my ass.” – Rudytbone
4. Hillary Rodham, before she was led astray by Bubba. – JT
3. “Just try to take either one from me!” – Proof
2. “Clinging to their guns and bible.” And my bible is in my purse. – Pops

WINNER! – “My mother tried to take my gun once…… Once.”Veeshir

Caption Contest Winners

U.S. Secretary of State Kerry talks to EU foreign policy chief Ashton during a NATO foreign ministers meeting in BrusselsThe Talk Through The Hand Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Catherine – “We love Obama’s foreign policy in the EU.” Kerry – FACEPALM! – Toothy
4. “I’m Bill Clinton and I think you’re the reason for global warming. Can I show you something?” – Kevin
3. When you work for my boss, you don’t want anyone to see your face. – Ingineer66
2. There’s nothing like a good game of peek-a-boo to start off a meeting with foreign dignitaries. – John D.

WINNER! – That awkward part of the first date, when John Kerry asks a woman what her net worth is.Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

U.S. Secretary of State Kerry talks to EU foreign policy chief Ashton during a NATO foreign ministers meeting in Brussels

Talk Through The Hand Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, June, 30th. Good luck!

Original Caption: U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry talks to European Union foreign policy chief Catherine Ashton during a NATO foreign ministers meeting at the Alliance headquarters in Brussels June 25, 2014. REUTERS/Francois Lenoir

Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
Wizbang