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The Secret Life Of Mommies

By Wyatt Earp | October 6, 2011

And mommies don’t come much hotter than Miranda Kerr.

Miranda Kerr has continuously proved she can juggle motherhood and a busy modelling career – and last night was no different. Of course, it helps that she’s able to afford the best help money can buy.

The Australian looked stunning as she attended the Irreverent Dinner as part of Paris Fashion Week. She opted for a daring black evening gown which showed off her back and plenty of side boob.

But today, the mother-of-one looked more fresh-faced as she arrived at Heathrow with her nine-month-old son Flynn. The pair were to meet up with Miranda’s actor husband Orlando Bloom who is in London promoting his new film, The Three Musketeers.

Well, as long as Baby Flynn doesn’t see mom in the side-boob dress, I guess everything is Jake. Oh, and screw you, Orlando Bloom! Lucky bastard.

Topics: Babes | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “The Secret Life Of Mommies”

  1. Sally Anne Says:
    October 6th, 2011 at 8:16 am

    Yeah, it must be tough paying the nanny. Oh, but her accountant does that. Occupy Wall Street? Occupy HOLLYWOOD. blaaaaah!

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 6th, 2011 at 8:29 am

    Sally Anne – That’s what amazes me about the hippie protests. Hollywood says they’re on their side, and they’re richer than most Wall Street folks.

  3. Sally Anne Says:
    October 6th, 2011 at 9:14 am

    And they’re getting their messages out there on technology built by hugely rich men running ridiculously profitable companies. How can people be so dense?! Making life more annoyig for regular people is not effective, it just makes regular people think you’re d-bags. Those rich dudes on Wall Street are still laughing all the way to the bank!

  4. Sally Anne Says:
    October 6th, 2011 at 9:16 am

    *annoying. Dang phone keyboard. I need an iPad, my fingers are too fat to operate this thing.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 6th, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Sally Anne – They’re descending on Philly today, looking to harass the working men and women of my town.

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 6th, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Regarding the picture for this post and regarding mommies…I feel the urge to suckle again.

    Wyatt & Sally Anne – I just walked down to our own “Occupy Cleveland” protest/gathering at 12 noon under the..Free Stamp..sculpture at City Hall. For a nano second it felt like I was back in the 60′s and 70′s, although without the free love thingie. I decided to check out the opposition before the big game in 2012 and they have me totally underwhelmed.
    They are definitely playing the “Wag the Media” card though.

    And thats it from your roving “Occupy Cleveland” reporter
    Jon Brooks signing off.