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Man Claims Stripper Permanently Hurt Him

By Wyatt Earp | June 4, 2009


Wow, the only thing on me that ever got permanently hurt at a nudie bar was my . . . wallet.


WEST PALM BEACH, FL — A Loxahatchee man is suing Cheetah nightclub, claiming he was permanently injured after a dancer kicked him in the head.

Michael Ireland has filed suit against the club, alleging dancer Sakeena Shageer kicked him ‘without warning.’

I’ll assume she didn’t kick him through the goalposts of love?

Cheetah Palm Beach manager Rod Kimbrough says that’s not quite the way they remember the night.

“A patron violently slapped the young woman on her buttocks and she was walking around the top of the bar and I guess out of a natural response she turned around and kicked him. From what I’m told he refused medical attention and came back in the club after that and had beers,” says Kimbrough.

If that’s true, then Michael better flee to Ireland!

He also questions how Shageer, who dances by the stage name Suki, could have caused so much damage.

“Yeah. Five foot one,” says Kimbrough. (LINK)

Five foot one? Wow, that’s probably not going to play well before a jury, but what do I know?

Best of luck to ya, Michael. You’re gonna need it.

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8 Responses to “Man Claims Stripper Permanently Hurt Him”

  1. RT Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    WUSSY! (I’d say the other word, but this is a family blog.)

  2. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    “Five foot one”. Yeah….but the platform heels she was wearin’ got her to 6′ 3″ and I’ll bet them suckers weigh a ton……….:)

  3. Bob Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    Wait, was he the one who slapped her on the ass? Cause then he’s got no business pressing charges; he had it coming!

  4. joe costa Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 3:37 am

    Dance name Suki, work name Sakeena Shageer, birth name Ethyl Birnbaum?

  5. Alan B Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Serve him right if she counter sues for major damages:

    Assault and battery Assault causeing actual bodily harm (bet there’s a mark left and that will prevent her from working hence)
    Loss of earnings
    Indecent Assault
    Drunk and Disorderly
    Action likely to lead to a breach of the peace

    And “I Am Not A Lawyer”. Given, oh, 5 mintes a good lawyer can expand that to a couple of pages.

    By the way, what on earth have you got against Ireland?

  6. Doghouse Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    “Kicked by a stripper” - why does this sound like the title of a talk show episode?

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am

    RT - But the other word would be more appropriate for this post. Heh.

    RAPH - And are probably made of lead.

    Bob - I agree wholeheartedly. The rule is that you are never supposed to touch the dancers . . . um, so I’ve heard.

    Joe Costa - I wouldn’t be surprised!

    Alan B - Nothing, but “Michael better flee to Ireland” is a play on his name.

    Doghouse - It’s the title of my new book, by the way.

  8. Alan B Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Doh! Sorry.

    But we are still more than happy for you to keep him your side of the pond, thank you!