Alan Markovitz is an emotional guy. The Michigan strip club owner took his divorce rather badly, and in an effort to get even, moved next door to his ex-wife, and placed a middle finger sculpture in his front yard.
A Michigan man has erected a giant bronze sculpture of a hand with its middle finger raised in the direction of his neighbor – who also happens to be his ex-wife.
Alan Markovitz, 59, a Detroit strip-club entrepreneur, erected the 12-foot-high, spot-lit sculpture in the backyard of his lakefront Orchard Lake home.
According to Deadline Detroit, the sculpture cost $7,000. But flipping off your ex-wife every single day? For Markovitz, it’s priceless.
Lord knows I hold a grudge, but I’d never shell out $7,000 for something I could do in person, for free, every day.
The former handyman of Nicolas Cage – Dr. Evil’s all-time favorite actor – has been arrested after allegedly stealing pornographic photos of Cage and his ex-girlfriend and unleashing them upon the planet.
You know, I’m just as horny as the next guy, but I’d rather see sexually explicit photos of James Carville slamming Helen Thomas before seeing Nic Cage and The Girl With The Wax Lips.
Photos of Nicolas Cage and his ex-girlfriend Christina Fulton engaged in sexual activity were allegedly stolen from her home earlier this year and have yet to be recovered. The pictures were allegedly taken in April by a handyman who broke into Christina’s house.
The 39-year-old handyman, Ricardo Orozco, has been accused of stealing four computers and a box of private photos. The images show Nicolas in private bedroom moments with Christina, who is the mother of their 22-year-old son Weston. Orozco was arrested on Oct. 22nd and charged with felony burglary.
Orozco will also be charged with crimes against humanity for releasing the photos to the public.
Smoking hot 19-year old Courtney Stodden has left her 53-year old husband. Shocka!
Green Mile star Doug Hutchison and his teen bride Courtney Stodden have split up. The controversial couple are going their separate ways after a controversial two-and-a-half year marriage.
Courtney married Doug in Las Vegas in May 2011 when she was just 16. Their union made headlines around the world and turned Courtney into an overnight personality.
Here’s my take on this. Hutchison is a homely, D-List actor who landed a smoking hot broad. He certainly out-kicked the coverage here, but he never realized he out-kicked the coverage. Hutchison convinced himself Courtney loved him for what he was, and not what he could do for her. Worse still, Dougie paraded his trophy in front of every camera on Earth, brought her to the biggest parties, and encouraged her stake out some fame of her own.
Courtney did exactly that, then left the man who helped her career at the first opportunity. Way to go, Dr. Frankenstein!
Nothing livens up a children’s party like a clown. They’re usually a good investment, but if you live south of the border, you might want to frisk them before letting them into your hacienda.
A gunman in a clown costume shot and killed the oldest brother of one of Mexico’s most notorious drug trafficking families in the resort of Los Cabos, authorities said on Saturday.
Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix, 63, a former leader of the Tijuana Cartel, was shot in the head late on Friday at a family gathering in the southern tip of the state of Baja California Sur, a spokesman for state prosecutors said.
Really? You’re going to go through the trouble of dressing as a clown to simply shoot him? Way to go, Robert Clowny, Jr.
Why not strategically place a banana peel at the edge of a cliff, sending the cartel member to a slippery death? Now that’s funny!
Galactically overrated film director Michael Bay was assaulted by two Chinamen – can we still say Chinamen? – on the set of yet another insipid Transformers movie.
Two brothers, surnamed Mak, aged 27 and 28, approached Bay on the set for the American science fiction film and the younger brother demanded payment of HK$100,000 ($12,900, £8,000), a police spokeswoman said.
As a discussion ensued in a busy area of Hong Kong island, the elder Mak walked up and assaulted the director, the spokeswoman said. The elder brother then attacked three police officers who tried to intervene, she added.
Bay sustained injuries to the right side of his face, although he declined to seek treatment.
Why bother? He’s ugly as sin already. Naturally, Dr. Evil is considered a person of interest in the attack. since he considers Bay the spawn of Satan himself.
Apparently, throwing a cat instead of a bouquet has become a new bridal trend. I wonder if the church supplies the cat, or the bride has to supply her own?
It’s the moment that has wedding guests clamoring to get in pole position. But this time, they might consider hanging back. Hordes of screaming women reach out for the bride’s bouquet – only to be met by a giant cat.
The scene is one of hundreds on Brides Throwing Cats blog, turning heart-warming tradition into warped hilarity.
Using stock pictures and a touch of Photoshop, people from all over the world – from newlyweds to wedding photographers – have uploaded their own versions of the online trend.
Oh wait, the cats are photoshopped? Dang, I was hoping throwing cats would become a new wedding tradition.
A 40-year old Mexican man secured his 25-year old girlfriend’s jeans with a padlock to keep her from cheating on him. Wow, I know more than a few guys who would think this is a rational idea.
A man in Mexico has allegedly forced his younger girlfriend to wear a padlock on her jeans so that she would stay faithful to him. The 25-year-old woman, who has not been identified, went to authorities in Veracruz and said that she was in pain after being unable to go to the bathroom for hours.
She told them that, for years, her 40-year-old boyfriend had padlocked her into her jeans but that she was too afraid of him to cut herself out. Authorities arrested her boyfriend, who admitted to locking up the woman and gave the key to police.
Ironically, once free, the woman had wild, sweaty sex with every single officer in the division.
Apparently, the New York Giants are so bad their fans would rather see boos than boobs.
The Giants are the talk of the town these days, but for no reasons good. At 0-5 and with their season looking more and more like a train wreck with each passing day, they are drawing the ire of their fans and are becoming the butt of certain jokes.
Now, as if things couldn’t possibly get worse, they are banned from the airwaves at a popular gentleman’s club in Manhattan. Following Big Blue’s bad 36-21 loss to Philadelphia on Sunday, Rick’s Cabaret, a Midtown strip club, decided it would not show Giants games on its many high-definition and big screen TVs for the rest of the season, the NY Post reported.
“After five straight losses, the crowd turned and started booing the TVs. The girls had to work extra hard.” club spokesperson Lonnie Hanover [said]. The employees at Rick’s told the Post it’s hard out there when the Giants leave their clientele feeling blue.
And as everyone knows, you go to a strip club to relieve your blue, not exacerbate it.
The extraordinarily blue state of New Jersey – a state Obama carried twice – is being rewarded by the “president.” Ironically, the reward will be administered rectally.
A report out Wednesday from the federal government finds that health insurance prices on New Jersey’s exchange will be among the most expensive in the country for those without subsidies. The federal analysis out Wednesday finds that for a 27-year-old with low-level catastrophic insurance, the monthly premium would be $129. For a family of four with a better plan, it would be $943.
For those of you in Camden, that’s $11,316 annually; one-fifth of that family’s earnings.
Both figures are well above the national averages and among the most expensive in the country. But federal subsidies based on income would reduce prices for many people.
For instance, a family of four earning $50,000 would pay $282 monthly for a “silver” level plan. There would be additional costs for a more expensive plan or an upgrade to one with less out-of-pocket costs.
Note the silver plan is the second-cheapest plan. The cheapest is bronze, then silver, gold, and platinum. Now, maybe Kathleen Sebelius is right when she says, “most people will pay less than $100 annually for health care.” As long as you don’t live in New Jersey.
And for once I am not talking about members of the Obama administration.
It was just a cockroach, one of millions around the world. But this one had a White House address, making it pretty special. Well, special at least to the reporters with workspace in the often-troubled basement of the press offices.
“It was the size of a small drone,” said Martha Kumar, professor of political science at Towson University. Kumar, who has worked out of the press offices studying the president-press relationship for almost four decades, wanted to turn it into the General Services Administration, the agency responsible for the building. “I wanted to bag it so that the GSA would know what kind of issue we had,” she said. “I chased it. But it got away behind some wiring.”
Finally, on Nov. 4th, the GSA declared victory, reporting officially “the problem (is) under control.” The final “confirmed catch” was 61; the final count of traps was 296 spring traps and 141 GSA “bait stations.”
Maybe I’m being naive, but I expect the White House to be the cleanliest, insect-free building on Earth. Now it seems the Executive Mansion has more bugs than Windows Vista.