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Hef’s Twins: Too Vapid For Charity?

By Wyatt Earp | March 10, 2009


Gee, they don’t look vapid . . .

Hugh Hefner’s twin girlfriends may seem perfect, but their bleached blonde hair was recently deemed “too overprocessed” to be donated for charity.

Funniest sick burn ever!

The revelation about the poor-quality locks of Karissa and Kristina Shannon comes after 2008’s “Playmate of the Year” Jayde Nicole established her own charity “Lengths for Love,” and encouraged other playmates to donate their hair toward raising cancer awareness.

Nicole has enlisted the help of dozens of playmates and bunnies from all eras to “hop” into the project too. Just one major problem — hair that has been bleached can’t be used to make wigs and well, that pretty much cuts out 95 percent of the Playboy population — including the twins.

“The twins (Hef’s new girlfriends) can’t actually donate their hair, the hair used has to be healthy enough to be retreated and not too over-processed,” Nicole told Tarts. (H/T - FOXNews)

I figure the conversation went a little like this:

Jayde Nicole: “See, we’d love to accept your hair, Karissa and Kristina - if those are your real names - but you beat your hair like it owed you money.”

Twins: “Hair can’t owe people money, silly! Like, you know, whatever!”

Jayde Nicole: (Sighing) “You know, it might be easier for all of us if you two just donated your empty skulls, instead.”

Twins: “Neat!”


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7 Responses to “Hef’s Twins: Too Vapid For Charity?”

  1. USA_Admiral Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    The bimbo life-style tells you a lot about the mental capacity.

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Twins: “Oh my God, like, we were supposed to donate our hair to raise awareness for some guy named Can Sir, I think he’s some kind of hip hop guy, or something. But anyway, like, that girl Jayde Nicole sez we can’t on account of our hair’s been triple processed. Whatev.”

    Off topic, their breasts almost look real.

  3. Doghouse Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    I have so many responses, none of which are appropriate.

  4. kate Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 11:49 am

    HA! I LMAO!

  5. Rustmeister Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Hef’s taste in women has declined greatly over the years.

  6. Kay L Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Because we all know that you men love to make intelligent conversation while you’re playing scrabble.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    Admiral - The bleach seeped into their brains, methinks.

    Mrs. Crankipants - I think they are. They are not overly inflated.

    Doghouse - Welcome to my world.

    Kate - Thank you very much.

    Rustmeister - Remember Kimberly Conrad? Awesome!

    Kay L - How many points do I get for spelling “if?”