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Stupid Questions

Friday, December 1st, 2006

Is it really too much to ask of Britney Spears to wear some panties with a dress? Especially when getting out of a car surrounded by paparazzi?
If coffee is made from beans, why is there a coffee company called “Chock Full O’ Nuts?” And while we’re at it, does anyone really want to know what [...]

Stupid Questions

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

Unions for employees of the two major Philly newspapers – The Inquirer and The Daily News – recently authorized a strike. Will anyone care and/or notice?
Has Bob Casey, Jr. – Pennsylvania’s Democratic candidate for U.S. Senator – given anyone a reason to vote for him besides the fact that he’s not Rick Santorum? And would [...]

Stupid Questions

Thursday, October 12th, 2006

How can Nancy Pelosi guarantee a tax cut if the Democrats are voted back into power when she and her cohorts voted against President Bush’s tax cut?
Why is it that every time a caller is informed that their assigned detective is not in the office, they immediately ask, “Well, maybe you can help me?”?
Why is [...]

Stupid Questions (Detective Division Edition)

Monday, September 4th, 2006

I wish I were making these up, but I don’t have that vivid an imagination.
An officer called the division on Friday night and said, “I got a guy here who tried to rob a complainant. Do we lock up people for attempted robbery?”
This one happens all the time and I still laugh at it. A [...]

Stupid Women’s Sports Questions

Sunday, August 27th, 2006

Is Christie Kerr available for private golf lessons?
Isn’t Ana Ivanovic too hot to be a pro tennis player?
Whatever happened to Tanith Belbin?

Stupid Questions

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

How can Donovan “Overrated” McNabb possibly say the Eagles are a Super Bowl team with a straight face?
Why do reporters identify high-profile killers by their middle name? How many times can I hear about John Mark Karr?
What moron thought it would be a good idea to have Paris “I’m A Whore” Hilton be the spokesperson [...]

Stupid Questions

Monday, July 31st, 2006

Am I first? Well then, kneel before Zod!
Anyhoo, I figger since Wyatt is off vacationing, I’d bring you your fix of COPS for the day. It seems that some of the best police stories are those involving stupid people. I guess I’ll give you the dumbest question that I was ever asked.
Early on, in my [...]

Stupid Movie Questions

Saturday, July 1st, 2006

In the original Superman, what would happen to a woman giving birth just as Superman was reversing the Earth’s rotation?
In Batman and Spider-man 2, what’s the point of wearing a costume if you are revealing your identity to girlfriends, family, and all of the occupants of an elevated train?In Return of the Jedi, wouldn’t it [...]

Stupid Questions

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

How fun is it to see the libtards screaming about the sign Joe Vento posted at Geno’s Steaks: “This is America. When ordering SPEAK ENGLISH!“? Yeah, how dare he make a policy decision for his own business?
Has anyone else seen the previews for Superman Returns? Is there any way imaginable that this movie won’t kick [...]

Stupid Questions

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

Do you think the Board of Directors at the NHL and falling on their swords after seeing four small-market teams (Anaheim, Buffalo, Carolina, and Edmonton) make it to the playoff conference finals?
Has anyone – besides me and Deathlok – ever seen The Boondock Saints? Watched it last night for the first time. Loved it!
Is anyone [...]

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