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Feds To Brit Teen: You’re Banned!

By Wyatt Earp | September 13, 2010

A British teen is in trouble with the Obama administration after calling him a “prick” in a drunken e-mail. How much trouble would a person possibly get into for this, you ask? How about banishment? The Feds have told the teen that is banned from America for life.


Banned from America for life: For a drunken e-mail.

The FBI asked local cops to tell college student Luke Angel, 17, his drunken insult was “unacceptable.” Angel said he fired off a single email criticizing the U.S. government after seeing a TV program about the 9/11 attacks.

He said, “I don’t remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk. But I think I called Barack Obama a p***k. It was silly — the sort of thing you do when you’re a teenager and have had a few.”

Angel, of Bedford, in central England, said it was “a bit extreme” for the FBI to act. “The police came and took my picture and told me I was banned from America forever. I don’t really care but my parents aren’t very happy.”

Look, I’m not defending this guy; he’s a douche-tastic tool. That being said, do you think the Feebs maybe jumped the gun a little here? Somebody – either Obama or some high-ranking Fed – really needs to relax their sphincter a little.

Topics: Al-key-hol | 19 Comments »

19 Responses to “Feds To Brit Teen: You’re Banned!”

  1. JT Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 7:47 pm


    When I was seventeen, we didn’t have e-mail.

    As I recall, they were just phasing out the Pony Express.

    The country was “going postal”.

    That was before “going postal” meant a re-enactment of the OK Corral.

    Banned from America, huh ?

    Is there any way we can trick the illegals into sending drunken e-mails ?

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    Maybe as JT suggested we could send a generic e-mail to the white house going something like:

    Dear Prez Pr*ck,

    I am an average illegal immigrant all the others are just like me, we all think youre a pr*ck. I mean we are exactly all the same you pr*ck. What I type in this tequila fueled rant, you pr*ck, is exactly what any of us would say just contemplating your existence, you pr*ck. Did I just call you a pr*ck? You pr*ck. Remember all 50 million of us think you are a pr*ck, you pr*ck. We’d never call you and a**hole because that would be deaming to a**holes, you pr*ck. Oh yah a socialist racist pr*ck to boot.

    Sincerly (you pr*ck),

    Juan Hector Valdez Rodriguez Santa Anna Camocho Jones

  3. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    What a crock of BS…….

    He should hear what most coppers say about him…..

    Naw, he’d probably cry……….

  4. Robert B. Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    This brings to mind a nice prayer…

    “Lord, keep your arm around my soulder, and your hand over my mouth.”

  5. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    It’s a good thing he doesn’t hear what most Americans call him. He’d ban us from the country, too.

  6. Ralph Short Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    Look, the federales have to focus on something since they have chosen not to defend the border. I guess drunken teens in for away places was the next best choice.

  7. Ingineer66 Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    Well he is only 17 so that means he is not an adult so his record should start fresh when he turns 18 right? I mean you can murder somebody in this country and get a new record when you turn 18. This is amazing that they spent that kind of resources on one drunken email.

    But then again it is the Federal Government that is trying to keep him out, so the kid will be able to come in anytime he wants. This is the same Federal Government that approved Mohammed Atta’s student Visa 6 months after 9/11.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    JT – That’s a damned fine idea!

    Jon – P.S., Come and get us jefe!

    LDIV – It certainly seems that he cannot take criticism well.

    Robert B. – I wish I took that advice. But then, it would be tough to blog.

    Bob – I hear Australia is nice this time of year.

    Ralph – And this guy is an obvious threat to National Security. Unlike that wholesome Imam Rauf guy.

    Ingineer66 – Well played. Look, the kid is an a-hole, but wasting time on him is just nonsensical.

  9. TexBob Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    Not to worry Luke. You won’t be banned forever, just till we vote the prick in the White House out of office (or he is impeached, whichever comes first).

  10. Watuschskie Says:
    September 13th, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Hey – why is everybody ragging on that English kid because he said the truth, even when drunk? That doesn’t make the kid an asshole — it makes him quite a bit more truthful than plenty of American pr*cks.

  11. Rick Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 12:59 am

    It is time to throw the BS falg on this administration.

  12. Rick Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 1:00 am

    I should say flag

  13. richard mcenroe Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 1:09 am

    John Boehner fought back so Obie had to punch even lower.

  14. GroovyVic Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 5:21 am

    Truth hurts, eh Barack?

  15. GroovyVic Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 5:30 am

    Hey, Americans called Bush far worse things and look what didn’t happen to them! Free speech is alive and well.

  16. Fenway_Nation Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 6:22 am

    Was it ‘punk’ or ‘pussy’?

    Some accounts give us a ‘p’ word with four letters and some with five.

    Not that he’d be wrong or anyting…..just kinda rude.

  17. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 7:50 am

    Any truth to the rumour I have just started, that a Chinese guy has been banned by calling him a Plick?

  18. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Jon, it’s totally true, except that it was a Japanese guy.

  19. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    TexBob – Only to more years until we get our chance.

    Watuschskie – He’s a douche because he actually sent the e-mail. And that he was so hammered that he didn’t remember what he said – truthful or not.

    Rick – It seems like a terrible waste of resources. If my supervisor told me I had to go to England to interview some college punk, I would be steamed.

    Richard – That is such a stupid strategy. Most people don’t know who John Boehner is. Attacking him is idiotic.

    GroovyVic – Not a freakin’ thing. He didn’t care what people thought about him.

    Fenway – Very rude. But not worth a visit from the FBI.

    Jon – Well played!

    Bob – You be here four hour!