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Everything’s Bigger In Texas

By Wyatt Earp | September 14, 2010

Meet Sheyla Hershey. She’s a hot mess, but mostly a mess.

Sheyla Hershey’s fight to save her M cup breast implants came to an end Thursday, as she underwent surgery in Richmond, Tex., to have them removed, reported.

Hershey — who was trying to achieve fame for having the largest breasts in the world and has had over 30 plastic surgeries — was plagued by severe infections and high fevers after her most recent implant surgery in Brazil in June 2010.

Severe infections from Brazilian implants? Wow, no one saw that coming.

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13 Responses to “Everything’s Bigger In Texas”

  1. Robert B. Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 7:51 am

    Well, she got her fifteen minutes of fame. Just not the way she wanted it.

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 7:55 am

    I am anxiously awaiting Mrs Crankipants comment:)
    Beyond that I am speechless.

  3. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 9:40 am

    There is a point where too big is too gross and I think this lady hit it.

    Sure all the Surgeons had to do was get a big pin and pop them.

  4. Kim Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 9:52 am

    All jokes aside, when are women going to realize that we are who we are and surgery is going to change nothing.

    Face lifts.
    The million and one other surgeries out there….

    We are who we are. Very rarely do I see cosmetic surgery as a necessity. We need to be able to embrace ourselves the way God created us.

    And yes, I am guilty of vanity. While I have never had surgery and I don’t wear make-up, I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to have my breasts where they were before children. The only problem (besides money) is I don’t remember where that was.

    Besides, I have earned their current placement.

  5. Robbie Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 9:55 am

    Holy Milk Jugs, Batman !

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Why any woman would want silicone filled Hefty bags shoved into her chest is beyond me. Buy a Wonderbra like the rest of us and be done with it.

    Good luck running for the bus.

  7. Robbie Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – I love my wonder bra !!!!!! Maybe she’s hoping that they will save her if she’s ever stranded without a boat in the middle of the ocean ;)

  8. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 11:50 am

    We have so much in common! I was also thinking that Victoria’s Secret bras only go up to DDD. Why have breasts that huge when you can’t buy a pretty bra?

    With tits that big, she could have saved the passengers and crew on the Titanic.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Robert B. – Actually, she got her 15 inches of fame – around the bust line.

    Jon – You know it’ll be full of snark.

    Ferrell – I agree. These are way too huge. She makes Christina Hendricks look like Kate Moss.

    Kim – I feel the same way about my breasts!

    Robbie – Makes a guy want to beg for buttermilk.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Or jumping rope.

    Robbie – In case of a water landing, her chest may be used as a flotation device.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Or been the reason it went down. Just sayin’.

  10. Randal Graves Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 9:24 pm


  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 11:13 pm

    Randal – Yeah, she’s a freak.

  12. Ambulance_Driver Says:
    September 15th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Well, as long as they taste real…

  13. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 15th, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    When you grope them, does it sound like that screeching sound you can make with ballons that everyone hates?