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Iggy Pop Misses His Stage Dive

By Wyatt Earp | March 23, 2010

Iggy Pop: The Ugliest Man in America. He is now amongst the dumbest men in America, after he performed a stage dive . . . and no one caught him. Aaaaand . . . dumbass!

The next time you are at an Iggy Pop concert, don’t expect the rocker to dive off the stage while you’re moshing!!

He attempted to do his signature move during a recent concert at Carnegie Hall, and instead of landing in the arms of adoring fans, he crashed straight into the floor!

“When I landed it hurt and I made a mental note that Carnegie Hall would be a good place for my last stage dive. The audience were just like, ‘What are you doing?’”

The scary part is that I like some of his songs. and are awesome, in my opinion. That being said, when I look at the guy I think to myself, “That’s what Jesus would look like if he were addicted to meth.”

Topics: Evil = Funny | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Iggy Pop Misses His Stage Dive”

  1. Fenway_Nation Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 7:37 am

    Sorry to go off-topic so early, Wyatt…..but you seemed like you could use more .

    I remember ‘Lust for Life’ from Trainspotting, but I’m guessing it predates that…..a bunch.

  2. Crazy Politico Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 7:56 am

    He’s got some excellent music in his catalog, but I think the years of living like a rock star have wrecked his brain.

    Hell, if he had any functioning brain cells all he should need to do is look at a video of himself and realize he needs to wear a shirt!

  3. John D Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 8:51 am

    That’s what Keith Richards would look like if he were… actually, he already kind of looks that that doesn’t he? Nevermind.

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 9:04 am

    His past drug use makes Keith Richards look like an amateur. All things considered, out of the two, I have to say that Iggy looks better.

  5. metoo Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 10:18 am

    As my grandfather would say “He looks like he’s been rode hard and put away wet.” Of course, he is 62…unfortunately he looks 72.

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 11:22 am

    I heard it was an acid flashback to sitting by the pool in

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Fenway_Nation – Mmm . . . Kat Hodge!

    CP – Lord knows I would like to lose a few pound, but Iggy went a lot overboard.

    John D – Agreed.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Slightly better, but better.

    MeToo – Only 62? Yeah, I thought he was older.

    Jon – Maybe he’ll like Attack of the Teddy Bears?

  8. Robert Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    The crowd “Dance monkey dance.. But I aint touchin your flea ridden ass”…

  9. RT Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Stage diving at Carnegie Hall….wait…what’s he doing at Carnegie Hall?

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    Robert – Fleas would be an improvement in this case.

    RT – Apparently their standards are really low now.