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A Fitting Title For The Global Warmers

By Wyatt Earp | February 13, 2010

Buried backyard? That's global warming for ya!

Are you tired of hearing about the global warming nonsense? Are you fed up with the shenanigans of people like Al Gore? Don’t you wish you had a term handy to label these lunatics? Well, thanks to the folks at Hillbuzz, that term is now here:

Here’s a great idea that came in from a reader today: we need to start calling Anthropogenic Global Warming cultists “Gruthers”, to lampoon them in a way that regular Americans can understand and parrot.

We’ve tried a few variations on the concept of “Global Warming Truthers”, including “Gwruthers”, but that’s unpronounceable in English.

“Gruthers” has a nice ring to it.

It’s imperative to collectively make these cultists look as insane as they truly are…especially since the MSM is refusing to cover the complete collapse of the Church of Anthropogenic Global Warming and the fall from grace of the “Gore-acle”, their great balding prophet.

Gruther. Yeah, I definitely like the sound of that, especially since I have been digging myself out of almost four feet of white, fluffy global warming this month.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “A Fitting Title For The Global Warmers”

  1. proof Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Perhaps it would be more politically correct to call them “Thermally impaired”?

  2. Veeshir Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    I prefer “global warmmongers”.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    The Chicken Littles- “The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!”

  4. RT Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Nitwits works for me. :)

  5. Doghouse Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Hey, they’ve already said that all of this snow is proof that we’re getting warmer.


  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 14th, 2010 at 8:30 am

    Proof – Like my underwear.

    Veeshir – I like that. Turn the tables on them.

    Mrs. Crankipants – And it’s raining UV rays!

    RT – Me too.

    Doghouse – I know, can you believe it?

  7. Doc Holliday Says:
    February 14th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    Howzabout “Temple of Planetary Intemperance”?
    “Church of Tanning Polar Bears”?
    “Mosque of Molting Ice-caps”?
    “Ashram of Global Asshats”?
    “Ed Begley School of Anthropogenic Global Ballwashers”

    Or just mix and match for personal amusement.

  8. Chris Cameron Says:
    February 15th, 2010 at 2:39 am

    Can’t we just call them idiots? hehe I know not as catchy but conveys what we mean.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 15th, 2010 at 7:48 am

    Doc – I prefer the Asshat one. Well played.

    Chris – Simple and to the point. Me likey.