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Man Vs. Wild With “Bare” Grylls

By Wyatt Earp | June 29, 2009

Barney Gumble

What the Hell has happened to the Republicans? Have they all gone mad after two consecutive trouncings at the polls?

CLAYTON, Ga. — Naked time got a little out of hand for a former Gainesville mayor.

Authorities arrested Mark Musselwhite and charged him with public indecency last weekend after state Department of Natural Resources officers found him sitting nude at his Rabun County campsite.

In his defense, he was trying to start a fire by rubbing two . . . Oh, I’ve said too much.

Officers had received a complaint about a naked man walking along a nearby road earlier in the day, but the 43-year-old Musselwhite said he was not the same man.

Musselwhite, a Republican, was elected to the Gainesville City Council in 2000, where he served for six years, including a stint as mayor. He lost a bid for a state Senate seat in 2006. (H/TFOXNews)

I have not spoken with Musselwhite, but I can guess what some of his excuses will be. To wit:

1. It was really, really, hot that day.

2. He was trying to put the “ass” back in grassroots organizations.

3. Musselwhite had to remove his clothes in order to “pitch his tent.”

Did I miss any? If so, add them in the comments section.

Topics: WTF? | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “Man Vs. Wild With “Bare” Grylls”

  1. Kim Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    So HE’S the one that left the semen in the urinal that I had to clean out!

  2. Snigs Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Wasn’t Naked Hiking Day last weekend? Maybe he just got things mixed up on his calendar?

  3. MeToo Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Poor guy was just getting in touch with nature

  4. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    He was conducting an ecological ..ahem.. bare survey?

  5. rodney dill Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Whaddya mean this isn’t suitable casual friday attire.”

  6. WALTERC Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    “I was protesting the Obama Administration. Yeah that’s it, I was protesting the proposed health care reform.”

  7. RT Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Well, folks do have to go to extremes to get into the news the past couple of weeks.


    When his weekend warrior buddies suggested a commando type weekend in the woods, he simply misunderstood.

  8. dragonlady474 Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Maybe he was doing some advertising for his new breakfast cereal… “Nuts and Berries”.

  9. Doghouse Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    You mean “go green” doesn’t mean get naked and roll around in the grass?

  10. BadIdeaGuy Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    He needed a chance to air his thoughts but aired his brain by accident.

    There was this Argentinian bear and he fell in love with her smile and curves and the passion and oh, by the way, sorry for the humiliation, family.

    He left his clothes bag in a Minneapolis airport bathroom stall.

    He read that article last week about nudity helping to reduce global warming.

    Alien abduction?

  11. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Streaking is making a comeback.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Kim – I don’t even know where to start with that comment!

    Snigs – Or, he’s on Naked Savings Time and was really late.

    MeToo – He should be careful what he touches it with!

    Jon – Yes, and he was using a unique form of litmus paper.

    Rodney – Ha! He didn’t get the memo!

    WalterC – “It has left us economically naked!”

    RT – Heh, heh, “commando.”

    DL474 – Ewwwww!

    Doghouse – I wonder if he checked “himself” for ticks?

    BIG – Alien Abduction. Damn, that should have been my first guess.

    Mrs. Crankipants – And he wasn’t even at a soccer game!