Archive for June, 2008
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Saturday, June 28th, 2008A few more pounds, and I’ll fit into the chest plate. To be more specific, it is the final weigh day before the end of our Blogger Blubber Battle on Monday. To recap, Sssteve challenged me to a six-month weight-off on January 1st. In the six months that have followed, I have transformed from a [...]
McCain Calls Carter “Lousy” President
Saturday, June 28th, 2008Whoo hoo! Miss Mud Puddle can no longer refer to me as Captain Obvious. That title now belongs to Senator John McCain. Jimmy Carter was a lousy President. No kidding. In other news, water is wet, Michael Moore is fat, and New Yorkers are obnoxious. (CNN) — John McCain directed his trademark straight talk toward [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, June 27th, 2008Model T-Bag Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, June 30th. Good luck! Original Caption: A model displays a creation as part of the Alexander McQueen Spring/Summer 2009 men’s collection during Milan Fashion Week June [...]
Oops, My Bad
Friday, June 27th, 2008I want to apologize to my readers for my despicable actions today. I really should learn to respect my elders, but I was unable to help myself. It was certainly something I could have avoided, but I have been in a bad mood all week. Well, just watch the store’s surveillance video, you’ll see:
STD’s Rampant In PA School District
Friday, June 27th, 2008Boiiinnnggg! Haven’t these kids every heard the phrase, “Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool?” A Pennsylvania school district has such a high number of students with sexually transmitted diseases that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stepped in to track down students at risk for HIV. It’s estimated that 10 percent of [...]
MLB Player Suffers Pillow Injury
Friday, June 27th, 2008I swear to God, you can’t make this stuff up, kids. We’ve heard about players getting hurt while sneezing, while sleepwalking through a nightmare about spiders and after kicking an iron bar stool. But we had never heard of a pillow-lifting injury in baseball — that is, until Detroit Tigers’ everyman Brandon Inge reported an [...]
Obama Donates $2,300 To Clinton Campaign
Friday, June 27th, 2008Can we stop with the Barack/Hill-dabeast love-fest already? No one is buying this garbage. (CNN) — Sen. Barack Obama donated $2,300 Thursday to the campaign of his former opponent, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. In addition, Obama’s national finance chairman, Penny Pritzker, donated $2,300, said Terry McAuliffe, who served as Clinton’s chief campaign fundraiser. The $2,300 [...]
Philly Man Posts “How To Kill A Cop” Video
Thursday, June 26th, 2008There’s nothing that can brighten an otherwise bad day then reading about how people want to kill you. PHILADELPHIA (CBS 3) ― A local hospital security guard is facing serious charges after posting a disturbing video online on how to kill a police officer. Andre Moore was arrested Thursday morning after police got a good [...]
“Exercise” My Demons
Thursday, June 26th, 2008At this point, it’ll be forever until I look like this. Well, I just came back from a five-mile walk. I have bumped up my daily routine from three miles to five, and I am feeling much better overall. Our Blogger Blubber Battle will end in four days, and in six months, I have lost [...]
Grenades: Not Just For Canada Anymore
Thursday, June 26th, 2008Apparently, we’re getting them in Philadelphia now, too. PHILADELPHIA (CBS 3) ― Authorities are investigating the discovery of a grenade on top of a Philadelphia Police cruiser Wednesday afternoon. Chopper 3 was over the scene at Washington Lane and Gilbert Street in the West Oak Lane section of the city just after 1 p.m. Police [...]
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