Archive for November, 2005
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Tuesday, November 8th, 2005So, despite my expectations, I worked my usual solo car last night. (My current partner was on vacation, so I guess Sergeant Scumbag couldn’t justify putting one on the wagon without the other.) However, I was told to sit on a security detail for the first two and a half hours of the tour. I [...]
Wyatt’s Wyld Stallyons
Tuesday, November 8th, 2005How did I let the entire blogosphere scoop me on this story? Carolina Panthers cheerleaders Renee Thomas, 20, (the blonde), and Angela Keathley, 26, (the brunette), broke a few laws (as well as my heart) after allegedly having sex in the bathroom stall of a Tampa bar.
Giggidy!
The drunken lovemaking session got ugly – if that’s [...]
Hot Links Are Up!
Tuesday, November 8th, 2005Just wanted to throw a shout-out to the newest member (heh, heh, “member”) of the sidebar. Camp Katrina, written by Specialist Phil Van Treuren, accentuates the positive side of our military (is there a negative side?) especially from those working in the Katrina disaster zone. Thank you, Phil, for your service to our country.
For The Man Who Deserves Nothing
Monday, November 7th, 2005There’s nothing like a good sleep to clear your head. Yeah, I had quite a bit of the “black stuff” at the bar last night – Mmm . . . Guinness! – and I think it showed in my drunken master blogging. I appreciate all of your concern, but as Partner #1 will tell you, [...]
Look Who’s Talking!
Monday, November 7th, 2005And look who’s frickin’ famous! The Man from GOP and the City will be interviewed by a St. Louis radio station tomorrow morning at 8:10am (EST). Check out the full scoop here. Congrats Man, you deserve it!
Bleak-end Update
Monday, November 7th, 2005Well, another busy weekend has come and gone – and I am the worse for wear. On Saturday, my wife’s college roommate and her family came to visit from Reading, PA, and we’re still trying to clean up from Hurricanes Kyle, Kailey, Nathan, and Erik. Everyone had a good time, but I was wincing when [...]
From The Mouths Of Babes
Saturday, November 5th, 2005As part of my stress-relief regimen, my four-year old son and I watched parts of Star Wars: Episode IV (you know, the original) last night. Although I was wary about the violence, he loves Darth Vader, and I thought that the final battle above the Death Star would be okay. Besides, he has seen [...]
Hardly A Bleak-end
Saturday, November 5th, 2005Why is it that when I have weekends off (which comes around only four times a year) my itinerary is filled weeks beforehand? Today my wife’s former college roommate is coming for dinner with her family. If everything goes according to plan, the kids will play together, the wives will gab about whatever you women [...]
He Speaks With A List
Friday, November 4th, 2005Yeah, I’m still pissy. Last night’s hour of playing Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance hasn’t alleviated my stress, so I am looking into other means of relaxation. To wit:
Top Ten Ways I Am Dealing With Work-Related Stress
10. Porno, porno, porno!
9. Shooting hippies (CUG approved).
8. Analyzing why Carson Daly is so popular.
7. Ironing out the bugs of [...]
The Great Depression
Friday, November 4th, 2005My mother is a fish.
I have crossed the great divide from anger to all-out depression. Hell, I’m now quoting William Faulkner’s “As I Lay Dying,” the most depressing novel in all of literature. To be honest and frank with you, I can’t get past yesterday’s verbal shoot-out with my sergeant. Against my best friend’s advice, [...]